nick | neeke

doin my sick as yoda impression: know her? I hardly poker

just took a shit in the shower, or as I call it, the toilet

not breaking up with my girlfriend until I find a good YouTube video to watch while I do it

got the worst diarrhoea in a century I'm on a generational runs

**in we didnt start the fire voice**

even the dude running on the powelines as i drive along the highway doesnt believe in me

she si on my mon till I garfunkel

just farted baby

first shit of the new year officially in the books

thinking about when everyone was wearing onesies and also thinking about hitting a small child with a stick

she engel on my burt and humper till i dink

spat on the breathalyser before i blew it

eating more than 5 weetbix is toxic masculinity

just got fired and my boss started it with "we can do this the easy way or the hard way"

just accidentally hit my vape instead of my wife

chicken card banana 🤤🤤

on first fortress mish yippee (hooray)

my life is kinda like fnaf but instead of animatromics it's talking to women