I do Moses comics. Painfully Anachronistic - Flawed Earth-Flesh - Wicked & Lazy - Actually just a barn owl - They/He
Rimbaud self-degradation era
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Used car dealer from Southern California retweeted
Really insane how absurd this clip is and now people are asking AI to make bullshit exactly this on a daily basis
Suddenly announcing at my party "I think it's about time to perform our old William Tell routine" then shooting myself pointblank through the head. there aren't even any apples in the house
can't believe capital finally got to the last two bastions of integrity left untainted - Tony Hawk and Bam Margera
fuuuuck dude there go my weekend plans to put my arm through the grates of a small enclosure holding an agitated hog in precisely such a way that it provides the hog leverage to break the arm fuuuuuuuck
Fun fact:
This is why they kill Aussies back home where we hunt these guys with dogs and knives only.
See those tusks or rippers as they are called?
People get excited about the real big ones and think the bigger they are the worse the boar.
Wrong. They are all equally deadly due to the extreme upward force boars can generate.
Pigs eat by rooting up the ground with their snouts. They dig. So their necks are extremely thick and powerful and their shoulders are like armor plate when they charge you.
Then because they are low and you are high they get under your legs and rip upward into your thighs and try to cut your femoral artery.
You bleed out in minutes and they only need rippers half an inch long to do it due to the penetration of their necks.
In the wild pigs are predatory and hunt in big mobs for meat as well as vegetation.
Don’t ever think they won’t put you on the menu if you screw up.
They will.
Good talk.
Average Part 3 fight: Oh no! There's a large bug on our airplane!
Average Part 9 fight: Ok, sergeant-major, now go ahead and drop the white phosphorus on Kaua'i
Life's so chaotic. Unpredictable. That's why I'm glad we can always depend of the Patterson-Gimlin film officially being confirmed a hoax every couple of years. Keeps me grounded.
The iconic Bigfoot video from 1967 is officially confirmed to be a hoax after new archival footage was found for an upcoming documentary.
(Source: variety.com/2026/film/review…)
Why does the Fresh Prince theme include that detail about Will taking an unlicensed cab? It's not like the cabbie robs him or something. He just gets taken to Bel-Air no problem.
On his new collaboration with Kid Rock, Eminem raps: "He is my brother, not my political enemy/ B.O. to the B., we wrote this for those who believe/ In G.O. to the D, however you voted or lean/ Liberal and evangelical can agree/ It’s God first, home of the free."
consequence.net/2026/10/kid-…
economy so bad you gotta wrap up stimulating it in "owning the libs" so your dipshit followers will swallow it like wrapping up dog medicine in a slice of ham
JUST IN: U.S. Treasury official encourages Americans to buy rolls of Trump $1 coins & use them at "liberal coffee shops."
people are like "I don't understand how you can be a Star Trek fan and be bigoted" but the thing about TOS you have to understand is that half the episodes are about them stumbling on an alien planet full of white people and teaching them about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ
Used car dealer from Southern California retweeted
After firing him from their cast for past racist jokes, then inviting him back as a host three times, it looks like after Shane Gillis’ recent opening monologue where he compared women wearing exercise clothing to “whores,” SNL has finally learned their lesson: The beloved sketch show has announced Shane Gillis is only welcome to host another five to six times, tops.
Boom. Sorry Shane, but it looks like misogyny has no place on the hallowed SNL stage.
In a post to their official Facebook page, the show announced, “We are aware of the public reaction to guest host Shane Gillis’ recent opening monologue. SNL has made the difficult decision to ban Shane Gillis from hosting our show any more than five, six more times, tops. While we believe that everyone deserves an eighth or ninth chance, and there are basically no other funny comedians, actors, or musicians we can think of to host our show, Shane’s comments crossed a line that SNL will only let him cross around a dozen times total.”
Reactions in the post’s comments were mixed, with some saying that the punishment wasn’t harsh enough and that SNL should only welcome him back to host two to three times, whereas some were saying it was too harsh and they should make him a permanent cast member again but just not let him do as much sexist/racist stuff.
Damn. If SNL went this far, you know they were NOT happy about Shane’s “whores” joke. Hats off to SNL for standing up for women like this!
