Baby if the ballparks were selling lumpia, my butt would be in the SEAT!

Now THIS is more accurate 😂😂. But ain’t no way in hell is the corner of 202 and Lottsford Rd, the hood.

Now it’s people in my mentions saying Yasmine and Matt & Tony’s is mid. Mmmk. Eat whatever yall want then lol

At the end of the day, two things can be true: 1. There ARE a lot of mid places here. I heavily rely on reviews and yelp to avoid them. 2. If you only want to eat a certain kind of food, you will miss out on what a city might have to offer that’s outside of your general palate

Like if he was gonna be on MLK at Hong Kong, MLK Deli is RIGHT there. Spice Kitchen or Mush. Little Miner Taco. Yasmine or the Fishmongers wife in Union Market. Matt &Tony’s in Del Ray, etc. Y’ALL don’t be knowing where to go so I can see how he got terrible reccs. Yelp is free.

There is no “need” to do it at any age, so what difference does it make if she’s 51 or 21?

Ok Van Van and Heiress ATE 😂 Too cute

Washington Dancewear is theee most useless dance store. They never have anything 🙄🙄🙄🙄

Let me come on back over here where I belong. Chile the girls are over on the clock app putting UV lights on their lashes to set them and I can’t.

I’ve missed it over here 😂

I watched this like 50 times 😂😂😂 SCREAMING

Hmm this isn’t holding my attention. I chuckled a couple times but I was hoping to cackle.

Katt Williams is wild AF for that blind football clippppppp omg omg omg

When Jermaine Dupree appeared on the screen, I SINCERELY thought it was Cee-Lo.

Y’all was not there.