geordie, aliens, dad.
Newcastle Upon Tyne
Joined April 2013
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Everyone kicking off about @GreggsOfficial doing vegan scran. Remember, you still loved a steak bake after the founders son was done for being a nonce. Pick your causes man.
My @jimdunlopusa pick of picks were warped and double printed. I could cry. Never thought I’d be so affected by faulty plectrums 😬🐢🐢 #picks #plec #dunlop #offtobuymore
We’ve lost on the bandit. Drank shit pints in spoons and had a kfc. Time for @tommcrae at the cluny @burtluque
facebook.com/nearlyDennis/vi… old @stereophonics cover up over on Facebook @PopMorrison stopped to fill my car up #acoustic #cover
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Forget the tent✔️forget the suncream ✔️and no queueing for toilets 👍its our seaside sessions weekender hitting tynemouth in 11 days
#drwho is a robot fighting, time traveling alien. A fanny doesn't effect this. You have to much time on your hands.
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change.org/p/tina-drury-your… please sign/share! #firesafetyforallnow
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This Saturday we've got some fantastic live music lined up! On stage from 10pm @NearlyDennis. #keepmusiclive #needmusic #newcastle
"Hew Jeremy Corbyn fucking loves Irish terrorists, knob, listen to ya auntie may hew"
"Hew, DUP, thatchers ghost here, need a favour pals".
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In 7 General Elections as anchor @Channel4News, after weeks of requests,Theresa May is the first serving PM to refuse me an interview why?
Young people scaled a muddy bank and stormed past police to see a politician talk. It's happening. @jeremycorbyn #jc4pm #gateshead