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"We should keep Churchill on the £5 note"
"We should have Wildlife on our money"
There's a compromise
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feeling like natalie portman updates today #natalieportman
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Hard to remain patient with friends who focus solely on their own crucifixion. Get off The Cross, girl... we could use the wood!
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like —— how would anyone recover from this? And I mean *both* parties involved. Put me in either side’s shoes and you’d never hear from me again
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we’ve had exactly one mass shooting in almost 30 years and one of the gunmen was stopped by an unarmed man, you absolute crayon.
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it’s too late. i’ve already depicted you as the high-strung paranoid Rottweiler, and myself as the stoic yet benevolent Serval
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The texts between Conan, Will Arnett, and Jason Bateman are hilarious. Conan lost both of his parents and somehow joking about Bateman killing them is so dark and yet such a sweet way to help a friend grieve.
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16-year-old Rio Ngumoha wins all three points at the death for Liverpool! 🤯

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