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Neal

@NealP55

Just be nice, for a change, or I'll duff you in.

 Farnborough, Hants. UK
Joined February 2009
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This is on BBC Sounds right now.
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Series 2 of The Abergele Files available right now. Well episode 1. bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/m00320…
The Abergele Files - Series 2 - 1. Chilli - BBC Sounds

The Abergele Files - Series 2 - 1. Chilli - BBC Sounds

The world's worst private detectives are back on the prowl in north Wales.

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*BRILLIANT* The French made a short film about what could happen after all immigrants would follow the ‘_white, angry old man’s_’ advice to go back where they came from.*
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Rare picture of a tree sneaking out of the woods.
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BOARD OF PEACE - Season 1
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London is a safe City, #ReformUK is a piss poor party. #antifascism #ReformUK #London #UKPolitics
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🕯 10 Years Without Lemmy 🕯 On December 28th, 2015 we lost one of the greatest to ever walk the stage. Lemmy Kilmister — the heartbeat of Motörhead, the walking embodiment of rock ’n’ roll. Hard to believe it’s been a decade. We remember him with loud amps, raised drinks, and nothing but gratitude for the music and attitude he gave us. Rest easy, Lemmy. Born to lose. Lived to win. 🤘🖤 #Lemmy #Motorhead #RIP #ThisDayInMetal #OnThisDayInMetal
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late watching Masterchef let’s remind ourselves of this little beauty also fuck off, Gregg
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Who's doing Unfunny January? Either way, POTOm 024 is here! patreon.com/posts/potom-024-…

POTOm 024 | The Trap

It's the first POTOm of 2025! But other than it's much as you'd expect.

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Great news! If you're in the UK, you can now stream my @nextupcomedy stand up special NEVERMORE for free on the @ITVX player. Watch a full show from the comedian people on the internet are calling "Merida dressed as Shrek".
Alasdair Beckett-King (@MisterABK) profile pictureAlasdair Beckett-King@MisterABK9 Jan 2025
I lost an argument with an American:
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A huge honour and delight to direct this brilliant new TV comedy panel show - would love loads of people to watch it and a full series next year! A great team at @BBCCymru, @LittleWander & @TurtleCanyonCom brought it together and look at that line up!
Robin Morgan (@robinjaymorgan) profile pictureRobin Morgan@robinjaymorgan30 Dec 2024
Tonight’s the night! I’m hosting an end of year special of What Just Happened? on BBC One Wales. Such a brilliant team made this - I’d love it if you watched. 10.30pm and on iPlayer.
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The perfect poached egg doesn't exi-
Interesting AF (@interesting_aIl) profile pictureInteresting AF
@interesting_aIl25 Mar 2024
The world's most expensive cow was sold in Brazil for around $4.8 million.
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Quick message to remind you that Derwydd, my new Welsh language stand up special is on S4C tonight, 9.15pm (166 Virgin/134 Sky if you’re not in Wales, and iPlayer). It has English subtitles. Gwyliwch os gwelwch yn dda, ma rhywun rhywle yn cyfri
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While I’m here, there is also a new Christmassy short story by me, read by Adrian Scarborough, going out on BBC Radio 4 at 3.15 today, and available on BBC Sounds.
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Shout it louder.
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Remember tomorrow!
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Astronaut's view of planet Earth while working in space 🌍
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directed this
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@THR12 Nov 2024
HBO Sets James Acaster Comedy Special hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-…
HBO Sets James Acaster Comedy Special

HBO Sets James Acaster Comedy Special

The heckler-infused hour from the British comic will drop Saturday, Nov. 23 at 10 p.m.

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I think Elon Musk is a bum faced, hair transplant wally who has tiny rats penises instead of teeth and brain cells. Retweet if you agree. Like if you agree. Disagree if you agree.
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Sorry, I forgot to add that this happened at @realDonaldTrump's @TrumpGolf course in Aberdeen: @TrumpScotland. Remiss of me not to tag him and his fine institutions. Assuming they've not gone bust yet like 14 of his other ventures.
Alex (@JudgeDewie) profile pictureAlex@JudgeDewie3 Nov 2024
Remembering the second time @JaneyGodley protested a Trump visit. The cops loved her but she'd been warned that if she put "cunt" on a sign again that she might be arrested. So she put "runt" and strategically placed her hand for all the photos. Legend #trumpisacunt
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