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🚨ANECDOTE ALERT!
It's 1992, and I am in a Biology class. Girls across the classroom uses the word 'gender'. Biology teacher flips his lid:
"It's sex. It's sex in my laboratory. If you want to talk about gender, go and see the Latin Master."
"They may take our lives, but they will never take our 3-for-2 deals on BIC lighters and inexpensive toiletries."
I must say, this is a fantastic resource. Because I can now confirm beyond all reasonable doubt that none of my ancestors ever traded in slaves...
britishslavetraders.org/
A Macklemore is knot for tying fishing lures, right?
"Just do a tucked, half Macklemore and that should hold it!"
Neal O'Kelly retweeted
You can dislike the British Empire. What you cannot seriously do is reduce centuries of world history to “looting, pillaging and stealing” and pretend you have made an historical argument.
Of course the Empire involved conquest, coercion, exploitation and abuses. Nobody with any knowledge of the subject needs to deny that.
But it also built enormous transport, communications and administrative networks, spread institutions and legal traditions across much of the world, helped make English a global language, and connected territories into an international commercial system whose consequences are still visible today.
Britain was also heavily involved in the slave trade before becoming the state that abolished its own Atlantic trade in 1807 and subsequently committed considerable naval resources to suppressing that trade internationally.
That is precisely why serious history is difficult: the same civilisation can contain exploitation and achievement, injustice and reform, conquest and institution-building.
The modern world was not created by saints. It was created by complicated civilisations, and the British Empire was one of the most consequential of them.
So no, Britain does not have “no history, only crimes.” That sentence tells me far more about the limitations of your understanding of history than it does about British history.
If your entire understanding of the largest empire in modern history can be condensed into three words “looting, pillaging and stealing” you are not exposing the Empire.
You are exposing the limits of your own historical knowledge.
FSD bros be like...
🚨Police received a 999 call about the driver of this Tesla - the driver was reported to be playing a guitar whilst driving on the M25 at 60mph in the Reigate area! 🤯
When stopped, officers found the driver had covered the interior camera which checks driver attention and he had used a weighted device in the steering wheel to make the car think the driver was holding the wheel⁉️
The driver has been reported to court for due care. 🧑🏼⚖️
His licencing authority has also been informed as he is a PHV driver.
#VanguardRST #Fatal5 #RoadSafety
Genuinely never understood anyone who finances a car in this way.
£3k a years not own a car is just frivolous.
Everyone get your tiny Irish fiddles out for Danny Boy.
I am challenging @BritishRowing's requirement that I declare myself British to enter this year's British Rowing Indoor Championships. I identify solely as Irish and do not believe I should have to declare an identity I do not hold in order to compete.
Full statement attached. 👇
Dishwashers are for families, not incels.
Dish washers are for lazy people.
£699 to wash your dishes is just stupid.
I have never owned a dishwasher and never will.
Two hands, some soap, and 5 minutes. That's all it's ever taken.
If you need a machine to do that, you've been sold convenience you never actually needed.
Do you agree?
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Pretty dure they'll be fine if they don't plagiarise other people's dissertations and lie on their CV.
NEW!! Black Cambridge University students demand protection after Jason Arday’s death
Students are calling for a dedicated taskforce to protect Black academics facing media scrutiny, harassment and psychological harm. The proposal comes as students, alumni and colleagues connected to the late Professor Jason Arday recently met with @DawnButlerBrent 👇🏾👇🏾
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With respect, it's not cunty to point out that if you choose to play in the road, you are tolerating an elevated level of risk.
Replying to @NealOKelly @weegiewheelercc
On the other hand, have you ever considered not being a raging cunt?
Sell that Porsche. You do the brand no favours.
What much Meth would do you need have been on to think 'deuce coupe' is the ideal form factor for a taxi???
Sorry for the quote, but the unpleasant feller has blocked me.
I think there's a fundamental difference between using the roads to get to leisure, and using the roads as the object of leisure.
People ride in very different ways when commuting and our for exercise on a Sunday.
Replying to @NealOKelly @weegiewheelercc
So drivers only ever drive for a living/business need and never for their leisure activity?
Imagine posting that without having the brains to realise how dumb it was.
Eddy sharing a working draft of next year show at the The Fringe.
Massive round of applause to @michaelgove today.
Don't screw it up out of #ClassSpite please, @UKLabour.
#PISA #Education
Hi @UncoolTimi,
"Outright lie"?
This is a subject that is debated by economists. I find @K_Niemietz's arguments compelling. Feel free to say which bits of it you don't find persuasive.
iea.org.uk/media/empire-and-…
Replying to @NealOKelly @ThreeJacques
Lol well this is an outright lie, because slavery and colonisation is what made Britain the powerful country that it is. But you both want to be wilfully obtuse, which is fine. At the end of the day several forms of reparations are owed by Britain to many people & countries.
Apologies for the quote, but the thread has become locked!
I've not, but that's fascinating.
I remember going to India some years back and being told by quite a few people (all to young to remember India before independence) that things were a lot better under British rule.
Replying to @NealOKelly @UncoolTimi
Have you ever read the accounts of freed slaves from the Library of Congress. About 1/3 remembered slavery as the good times, 1/3 thought it was a mixed bag, and 1/3 though slavery was worse than what followed. It's more complicated than people think.