“end-a-road”

Did someone say munch?

@floorizontal @genderjuicer

You’ll never be able do things to my body that she did

You’re just jealous you’ll never be like her

Thinking about her…. What we had was so special, so amazing, but so quick to end… I miss her so much……. Thank you for being the best barbacoa spicy burrito I have ever had in my life….

I would beg cheat lie murder and steal for an ice cold soda rn that isn’t whatever tf this fake sprite cranberry bullshit is. Tastes like you’re drinking straight from the BOG without any cranberry.

What the fuck, man,,,

Whenever I’m sad, I go “Hey! I haven’t listened to Arctic Monkeys in a while”

Accidentally walked away and made butter

My car tire popped and everyone keeps asking me if I have a spare. Yes I have a spare! (Pic unrelated)

One of my favourite bits it pointing at people holding things that isn’t a vape or drugs and going “can I get a hit of that?” Like this

Sex is essentially a quick time event, and difficulty is calculated by the size of your meat