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“I love that my misogynist husband hates all women but me 🥰”
Babe, he hates you too. You’re just currently useful to him.
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You guys don't like cilantro and that's okay, I still love you, you just need to stop acting like you have a genetic mutation about it. It just tastes like that
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My uncle died last night. Went in for surgery on his heart stint but he didn’t look good so my cousin said “pull the plug.” An hour later he sat up, signed himself out, went to the bar with his friends, got plastered then DIED. True Midwestern Irish Man died doing what he loved.
Just lie on the paper. We all do it.
Replying to @harryfisherEMTP
My daughter is an RN with a job she loves in a small town hospital ED. Her job requires a flu shot. There is no way out. I don’t know what to do.
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Women who naturally attract animals (butterflies, bees, ladybugs, dogs, cats…) are covered by the presence of God
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I witnessed people having full blown mental breakdowns over us waiving Garand
Him going unclaimed is top notch comedy
He’s a 24 year old AHL goalie
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Matt Rempe must have a huge dick because otherwise I dont know what Chris Drury sees in him
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Being straightforward with men is always so entertaining because either they really like you or never speak to you again.
A win is a win.