Full stack corpsec, appsec, incident response, arch & eng, M&A. Memeing Shitposter. Host of the InfoSec Coydog show. #CarTwitter #FESee #RelistWolves

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Me helping in the kitchen after my Mom yelled at me.
A humanoid robot cutting a cucumber with a knife 🤖🔪
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We’re at a weird spot in our civilization. It’s somehow simultaneously more and less competent. The god computer can cure cancer but the nurse doesn’t speak English. The flock camera can find a missing child in 5 minutes but you get robbed by a guy with 30 priors.
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Yea naw that’s an unmitigated nightmare
The property tax bill alone on this foreclosure is $12,000 a year—that’s $1,000 a month out of your pocket before you pay a single dime toward the actual mortgage. 🏛️💸 That is exactly what you are signing on the dotted line for when you buy a house like this. I've been coming out to monitor this foreclosure property since December, and the neighborhood dynamics tell you everything you need to know. Next door, someone is running an active, unpermitted mechanic business right on the street—constantly working on cars and currently blocking the driveway to this house. On the other side, it's packed with H1B visa workers dressed in full traditional foreign clothing, standing outside loudly talking in their language and staring at me every time I pull up. 🚗👀 People see these foreclosure videos and think it’s easy money, but let’s look at the harsh reality of this 4,000 sq ft house. In the Texas climate, you have to run the AC all summer long just to control the humidity. If the foundation gets damp, the moisture destroys everything. Because this house has had the electricity shut off since I took it over in December, the humidity did its worst: all the wood floors are completely ruined. They expanded, creased, warped, and the whole downstairs has to be ripped out. 🪵❌ The kitchen and bathrooms are frozen in 2002—we’re talking original linoleum and cheap wood-wrapped countertops that most buyers would immediately gut. The upstairs carpet is stained, filthy, and ruined. The entire interior needs a full paint job. With today's interest rates, a mortgage on a home in this price tier is easily going to run you between $3,000 and $4,000 a month. Add that to the $1,000 a month tax bill, and you are easily dumping six figures into this house just to make it livable. That is the real cost of a "deal." 👇 Would you take on a project with these neighborhood dynamics, or is it an immediate pass? Let me know below. #ForeclosureReality #TexasRealEstate #FixerUpper #HousingMarket #CostOfHomeownership #RealEstateInvesting #anttsinc
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They really don’t want @ICEgov to prevent illegals from voting in Michigan
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They are going to allow us to ride in truck beds again in Michigan lol
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実家のwiiが6年間付けっぱなしだった事が判明しました
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They’re trying to make it so @ICEgov and friends can’t go near the elections in Michigan
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TALES OF GRIMWICKE — Chapter I is 22 minutes of AI fantasy animation inspired by the many anthropomorphic animal stories I read as a kid, with a dark twist: The model: Seedance 2.5 (@ByteDanceSeed_ ) via @Segmind_ai. 847 takes generated, mostly 30-second multi-shot prompts, over 5 hours of footage. 127 clips made the cut. About $4.5k in generation, four weeks from first take to publish. Characters and locations came out of @midjourney. Using MJ for the location plates was a revelation: the cinematography and art direction are a level above, and it renders far better as a plate than Nano Banana or GPT Image. Nano Banana (@GoogleDeepMind run on @fal) did the heavy lifting editing those plates, building anchor frames and turning MJ characters into turnaround sheets. Then I let Seedance do as much of the framing and camera operating as possible. That gave the best results. A lot of what I do in my Unreal Engine films came with me: a handheld, imperfect camera operator instead of smooth moves, focus hunting, and above all weather and atmospherics. The model does water, snow, smoke and rain really well, and leaning into that is what keeps it from looking like a Temu Pixar film. The tools I built: a portal (Node on @flydotio) that holds the bible, the refs, every prompt and every take, with a Claude agent (@claudeai) that writes the prompts to the house rules. A Premiere Pro (@AdobeVideo) panel that browses the archive, drops selects on the timeline, versions the project, strips music, and sends fixes back to Seedance. Everything is done in 720p with no upscaling, because it looks terrible. Narration is my own voice through @ElevenLabs speech-to-speech. Music from @Artlist_io. None of this would exist without @PJaccetturo and @Kavanthekid. Their narrative work, Nexus and Chronicles of Bone, proved long-form AI film was possible, and their podcasts, newsletters and X posts, updated constantly as the workflow changes under everyone's feet, showed how to actually do it. Chapter II is currently in the works and I will release it initially on my YouTube channel, The Darkest Age (@CharlieDriscollAI). Consider subscribing there to see it as soon as it drops!
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I already liked the guy you don’t need to sell me on him
Brandon Herrera, GOP Candidate for Texas’ 23rd U.S. House District: “I’m of the opinion COVID wasn’t bad enough because if you had something that just unfairly targeted f—ing fat people, I’m here for it.”
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AI can already read and do math which is probably ahead of like 90% of all humans anyways lol
Politico: AOC signs on to AI superintelligence ban The Ban Artificial Superintelligence Act would permanently ban AI surpassing human capabilities, punish violators with up to 20 years in prison
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The story here is that Akamai’s CDN business is waning with competition like cloudflare, and they’ve got a shitload of extra compute capacity just sitting not serving static JavaScript. Also relevant, Akamai bought Linode, so they have a datacenter company that needs to eat, too.
Anthropic signed an $11.6bn, seven-year deal for CPU capacity on Akamai’s distributed cloud infrastructure, with the potential to expand by another $9bn, taking the total opportunity to around $20bn. In layman’s terms Akamai is renting Anthropic a huge amount of computing capacity — not GPU chips used to train frontier models, but CPU-based cloud infrastructure spread across Akamai’s global network. The agreement is roughly six times larger than Anthropic’s May contract with Akamai and helps explain the renewed interest in CPU, edge and distributed cloud names after the Muse/Instinct-led agentic AI rally. It does come with heavy capital intensity, including around $5.5bn of capex tied to the deal and roughly $1.7bn of additional 2026 spend to secure key supply-chain components such as memory, but the read-through is clear: frontier model demand is spreading across the infrastructure stack, and Akamai is now being treated as a more credible AI-capacity beneficiary: GS
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Retailers squirreling product away as fast as possible in preparation for $10/gal diesel.
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They’re looking at putting citizenship stamps on our drivers licenses.
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Let’s check in and see how GM’s v8s are doing
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who’s going to do the Microsoft patches
The Trump Administration will hold every corporation accountable for replacing American workers with cheap foreign labor.
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Gayle King is visibly shocked to find out that the holdout juror in the Lindsay Clancy trial was a black man. The man was the only black person on the jury. “Woah. I have to sit with that for a second.”
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Let us smoke on the planes again
JUST IN: TSA rolls out new program allowing people without plane tickets to enter airport gates to visit terminal restaurants & shops.
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>math professor spends a year on one of the hardest unsolved problems in math >"Navier-Stokes" >his drafts for the whole project went through codex sessions >openai had his logs in codex >suddenly rumor leaks AI solved it >he emails openai to ask what's going on >openai calls within days >"funny story, our model also solved it" >using his exact approach >asks openai: did you train on my sessions? >no answer
If I am reading this correctly, Tristan Buckmaster is alleging OAI has a resolution of Navier-Stokes(via Córdoba and Martínez-Zoroa’s program) which maybe used info from Buckmaster and Levent Alpöge’s private Codex sessions What the fuck is happening!!!
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I saw this myself on the way to the Detroit Zoo lmao. 696 is closed so they force you onto 10 mile pretty much.
Let’s check in on the Detroit commute: the blacks have put their EBT kids in the lanes, working traffic for extra gibs. 🤦🏻‍♂️
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Nice tits, Sir.
Yes. These are real Left-wing politicians in Germany. Just keeping watching…. It continuously gets worse.
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