For dinner last night, I made paella mussels, clams, shrimp, langostino lobster tails, imitation crab, red onion, peas, red and green peppers, and topped it with scallions/spring onions.

Who wins in a fight? Nacho Man Randy Travis, Bone Cold Jane Austen, Bad News Amy Coney Barrett, The American Rideshare Kerry Rhodes, or Tribal Grief Roamin' Rainn Wilson.

Women are dope. That's it. That's the debwe.

The bros and I singing at Schemitzun last weekend. facebook.com/share/v/19LW5uu…

Shout out to the non-BIPOC homies who don't get mad when I talk about racism & history because they identify with the abolitionists and allies rather than the slave holders and the manifest destiniers...

It feels wrong that most vowels are odd numbered.

Finally figured out why I look so bad in pictures, It's my face. Just fuckin' ugly, this one.

The 6th Annual Odenong Powwow is rapidly approaching! Great lineup this year, including food by Frybread Fusion and James Beard award winning chef, Sherry Pocknett of the Mashpee Wampanoag nation! Day money for the first 50 registered dancers on regalia.

Delicacy is just the word rich people give to poor people's food in other countries so they can avoid feeling shitty about eating like regular people.

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

Head Staff and drum groups for the Sixth Annual Odenong Powwow! Visit OdenongPowwow.org or Facebook.com/OdenongPowwow to learn more or donate.

TFW you realize you're no one's type outright & that the only reason you've been in any relationships is that you have to go above and beyond in almost every way.

The 6th Annual Odenong Powwow! May 23rd & 24th, 2026, @ the Amherst-Pelham Regional High School. Head Staff: TBA

Lady: "Speak proper English!!!" Me: "Why? Is this proper England?!?"

I had to get a new type, cuz my type never liked me back. I am no one's target demographic.

My astrological information is Aries mugging Leo in a Sagittarius' house, while a Gemini cowers behind the couch a Virgo bought and a Scorpio thinks they're getting a cut of the money, which they ain't.