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ICYMI - GameStop News Last Week 1. Ryan Cohen withdraws CEO performance award to focus company on eBay 2. Ryan Cohen Announces $500M personal investment into eBay transaction 3. GameStop projects FY2026 Adjusted EBITDA in excess of $600M #proud $GME (full links in thread)
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IRAN NUCLEAR RISK SEEN HIGHER THAN BEFORE TRUMP ATTACKS BEGAN- IAEA
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Calls are still up on every time frame of NetFlow. Once again, we have puts refusing to leave the board as $SPY tapped a new ATH.
Flow cleaning up a bit and $SPY tapping that $758 before a small pullback.
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One of the biggest hidden risks in global markets is the Japanese yen carry trade. The concern for macro investors: a stronger yen could trigger a broader deleveraging cycle across global markets. Full interview: youtube.com/watch?v=PCpW_Vhn… #Japan #carrytrade #economy #finance @DanielaCambone @leadlagreport
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Today, $FOTO launches on @CBOE. The Tuttle Capital Photonics ETF. Learn more: fotoetf.com Lasers. Optical transceivers. Silicon photonics. Specialty wafers. Foundry capacity. The highway between the chips is moving from copper to light. Distributor: Foreside Fund Services
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Sent $COIN Monday night in the chart channel for the daily squeeze downside to the daily gap fill target area near 175 🎯 Daily squeeze fired and broke trend line yesterday for my entry and gap is almost filled Hope you guys made some money with us!
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Jensen Huang, CEO of Nvidia, is telling you where to invest in 2026. He has personally directed Nvidia's capital into 8 specific companies for a combined total of over $45 BILLION. This is where the most important company in the AI economy is putting its money. Here’s the full list: OpenAI: $30 billion The largest commitment of the 8. Nvidia is funding the buildout of OpenAI's compute infrastructure from the inside. OpenAI is also Nvidia's single largest customer. GLW Corning: $3.2 billion Optical glass and fiber to physically connect AI clusters. You cannot move data between millions of GPUs without it. IREN: $2.1 billion AI cloud provider with one of the deepest power positions in North America. MRVL Marvell: $2 billion Custom networking chips that move data between GPUs at massive scale. LITE Lumentum: $2 billion Lasers and optical components for the fiber backbone of every AI data center. COHR Coherent: $2 billion Fiber optic transceivers that connect GPU clusters inside data centers. CRWV CoreWeave: $2 billion GPU-as-a-service provider. Nvidia's largest cloud customer outside the hyperscalers. NBIS Nebius: $2 billion AI cloud infrastructure company. Quietly building hyperscale GPU capacity for the AI labs. Whatever Nvidia is buying is where the money is going next. At The Assembly, we’re a team of 8 with one goal: help you find the right stocks early. Turn notifications on so you don’t miss our alerts. This is VERY important. If you’re not following us yet, you will regret it later.
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Another senator just got caught doing what would end the career of any regular American. Senator John Boozman of Arkansas bought shares of Devon Energy on April 9. He did not disclose the trade until May 8, almost a full month later. Here’s the problem: Boozman sits on the Senate Committee on Environment and Public Works, the same committee that shapes energy policy in this country. He also sits on subcommittees that oversee commodities and rural energy. In other words, he votes on legislation that directly impacts the oil and gas sector. And then he buys oil and gas stocks. This is not a one-off. A week before he bought Devon, he also bought shares of Constellation Energy on April 2. In the last 3 years alone, Boozman has filed 331 stock trades totaling over $667,000. He has received nearly $150,000 from oil, gas, and coal interests since 2012 according to OpenSecrets. A senator on the energy committee, funded by energy lobbyists, trading energy stocks ahead of energy policy. If a corporate executive did this with their own company's stock, they would be in handcuffs. When a senator does it, it gets a delayed filing and a one-line public disclosure. The system is not broken, it’s working exactly the way it was designed to. If you want to know which stocks insiders are buying, follow us with notifications so you don’t miss our alerts. This is VERY important. A lot of people will wish they followed us sooner.
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This is disgusting
Wow this U.S. vs. eBay lawsuit from 2023 was just uncovered and makes $GME's case for acquisition even stronger. The details of this are one of the most bizarre things I've ever read: Between August 5 and August 23, 2019, eBay’s former Senior Director of Safety and Security, Jim Baugh, and six other members of the security team executed a harassment campaign intended to intimidate the victims, who spoke negatively of eBay online. The campaign included disturbing deliveries: sending anonymous packages to the victims' home, including a book on surviving the death of a spouse, a bloody pig mask, a fetal pig, a funeral wreath, and live insects.
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