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a fanatical Zionist angrily asks Norman Finkelstein how can possibly supports the "evil terrorist Houthi anti-Semites". Here is his response:
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How are you people actually having a political theory debate on whether to exercise?? Does Marx need to tell you to brush your teeth and eat your vegetables?
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You’re telling me slapping Jewish stars on instruments of mass slaughter, insisting that every Jew in the world endorses the mass slaughter, and violently criminalizing speech and expression critical of the mass slaughter will increase antisemitism??? I don’t believe you!!
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Women empathize with Lindsay Clancy not because they want to "excuse" the triple homicide of her small children -- that's ridiculous -- but because she was overwhelmed and literally begging for help, telling her husband/mother/etc. she was having intrusive thoughts of harming the children, received woefully inadequate treatment that only made things worse, her mental state deteriorated even further, the tragedy happened, and now the state wants to prosecute her for *first-degree murder* -- as though she's Jeffrey Dahmer or something. Which is also ridiculous
While this is up for discussion, something you might not know about. 🧵
In Dec. 2025 a coroner at the inquest into the tragic death of a 6 month old baby was so horrified by his case that he issued a rare Prevention of Future Deaths notice to the Govt. judiciary.uk/prevention-of-f…
EXCL: The Green party is considering a new policy to ban circumcision, The Spectator can reveal.
The party’s Health Policy Working Group (HPWG) has launched a consultation seeking views on whether parents should only be allowed to consent ‘to an irreversible surgical procedure on a child if that procedure is medically necessary’.
Circumcision is an integral part of Judaism, with Jewish boys traditionally undergoing a ‘brit milah’ on the eighth day after birth.
Interestingly, the consultation on outlawing the practice was publicised specifically in a ‘Greens for Palestine’ WhatsApp group.
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Imagine if Alec Guinness was alive today to deal with the current state of the Star Wars fandom when he was doing this after the first film came out
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Replying to @hellspatisserie
I'm such a bold heterodox thinker, I actually support [conservative policy] but because of [vaguely lib-sounding reasoning]
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Ever since I learned there’s an indigenous tribe that makes little boys suck dick as a rite of passage, I’ve stopped taking white people who hate pedophiles seriously
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Curiosity is stronger than love.
A reporter asked him, “How so?”
“I’m 94 years old, and I got married at 23.
But at 46, my wife left me.
She told me that she had become invisible now…
that I was working too much and I wasn’t paying enough attention to her anymore.
I told her that it wasn’t possible, that I loved her more than everything, and it was true but…
that’s when she asked me:
do you know when was the last time you came to see me play bridge?
I didn’t know how to answer, and she said…
‘It’s normal. You never came.’
And she left.
So I made a decision…
In the months that followed, I signed up for bridge lessons and…
I learned how to play, I practiced, I researched, and one day…
I saw there was going to be a tournament near our home. So I signed up and…
She was in the other team. I was seeing her for the first time in nearly a year…
Of course, she beat me.
But I saw a feeling in her eyes that I hadn’t seen for a long time.
Gratitude.
So at the end, I went to see her and I told her…
‘If you agree to give me a second chance, I’ll never miss any of your competitions again.’
I kept my word.
She passed away 8 years ago but…
She taught me the most precious of the lessons:
“Love isn’t enough, you have to know how to show it.”
If you actually like the "I just wanna drink my fish, catch my beer, fuck my truck" guy then you have a diagnosable mental impairment.
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A man and his girlfriend die in a car accident and meet Peter at the Pearly Gates.
Peter says, "Welcome to Heaven. Do you have any questions?"
The man replies, "Yes, my girlfriend and I never had the chance to get married while we were alive. Can we get married in Heaven?"
Peter says, "That's a good question. I’ll get back to you with an answer."
So the couple waits... and waits...
Six weeks later, Peter returns and says,
"OK, good news! Yes, you can get married in Heaven. Come right in and enjoy eternity together."
The couple then asks,
"One more thing. Eternity is a long time... if things don’t work out, can we get a divorce in Heaven?"
Peter throws up his hands and says,
"Christ! It took me six weeks to find a priest up here — do you have any idea how long it’ll take me to find a lawyer?!" 😂👼💍⚖️
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“Politics of envy” is such a stupid fucking phrase. We’re trying to have a serious adult discussion about taxation policy and your input is “you’re just jealous”?? Are you nine years old???
Seeing 18-year-olds at 18:
"Oh yeah, I'm an adult now, look at all the other adults like me."
Seeing 18-year-olds at 33:
"Who let these babies out unsupervised?"
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Oh, the grand old Duke of York,
He had 12 million quid.
He gave it to someone he’d never met,
For something he never did.
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All companies want to sell products to all races so they all include at least one non-white person in their ads. But ads usually only feature a few people so in % terms they seem overrepresented. That’s all there is to it.
























