Woman of phases
Brighton
Joined October 2008
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Me as Chris tells me he needs a wash put on so he can pack some stuff for holiday when we leave for the airport this afternoon
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I'm going on holiday tomorrow. Have I packed anything for any of us? No. But do I feel calm and ready to begin? Also no
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Had the most womp womp end to the week so delighted to announce I'm out with my best mate tonight, all police leave cancelled 💥
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I've never known noise like the noise of my husband simply preparing some lunch. Like a fucking tumble drier having a fight with a cutlery drawer
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I'd never heard of them before listening today, LOVE THEM
Good morning and happy Friday! This morning's #StudioSounds is brought to you by an oat latte and a Hermanos Gutiérrez's Tiny Desk Concert: youtube.com/watch?v=wTqCthvt…
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Earlier at work I felt really sad for damp when I heard an explanation of damp in walls needing to escape because it's trapped in, in case you were wondering where I'm at in my cycle
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TWO AND A HALF MILLION QUID
LORD HAVE MERCY! "The house offers fantastic potential to create a beautiful family home with many attractive features." rightmove.co.uk/properties/1…
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Was feeling a bit glum but then I found an Instagram account of someone who collects 80s/90s Polly Pockets, spent half an hour looking through them and now I'm much happier!
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Not saying my baby is hard, but I just remembered that the other day he walked into the kitchen with an open bottle of the green Franks hot sauce in his mouth like it was milk
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How is this legal
New investigation @theipaper - homeless families are being housed “temporarily” in former office blocks (like one pictured below) because local councils don’t have enough social housing for permanent homes. This involved visiting some of the worst housing I’ve ever seen - a 🧵
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