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Fearless. A damsel undistressed. Mother of dead plants. Fan of all things ridiculous and fast. Mission: Messing with the patriarchy.

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Joined May 2009
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The 44 effect.
Making an impact at Interlagos and beyond! πŸ’« #F1 #BrazilGP
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I am so entertained. Republicans should hide under their bed in embarrassment. Everyone who went along with this should and must be updating their CVs. Surely.
So here's what happened in today's Stupid Olympics. There are two people named Dana White. One is President and CEO of the UFC The other is Dana W. White, who served as the Assistant to the Secretary of Defense for Public Affairs and Chief Pentagon Spokesperson for the U.S. Department of Defense under Secretary James Mattis Their pictures are below. He's the white guy. She's the Black woman. I'll call them UFC Dana and DOD Dana to make it easier for you. Suzie Wiles, shortly before being replaced by Count Stephen Miller, advised Trump that his new Press Secretary should be Dana White. And Trump in all his finite wisdom, immediately assumed the UFC Dana, who has never done anything to prepare him for press secretary, and not DOD Dana, whose entire career has been in preparation for that. Now you might be saying, "Kelly, not everyone knows about DOD Dana. It's an honest mistake." But he's NOT just "everyone." He's the President of the United States. And this is a man whose administration has been firing Black people, women, trans people, and so on, insisting that none of them got their job based on merit. And then he's going to name someone completely unqualified to be Press Secretary because the President is a fan of the UFC. And he didn't even think to ask anyone. It never even occurred to him to ponder whether UFC Dana is the person he should pick as Press Secretary. Stupid and incurious are a dangerous combination, and this man is both of those things. And that got me to thinking about the two Dan Sullivan in Alaska. And I get it now. The man who is too stupid to know the difference between two Dana Whites thinks Alaskans are too stupid to know the difference between two Dan Sullivans.
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Yet another thing blamed on girls/women. πŸ™„ At some point the hard truth needs to land. Men became complacent, which bled into the way boys are raised, while women evolved, and took girls with then. Boys raised right have no problem becoming readers and finding reading content.
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I'm really enjoying Tom Hiddleston in Night Manager. Hugh Laurie is also great.
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I'm still dizzy from watching the qualifying time sheet last night.
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Happy Diwali good people. May there always be light guiding your way. Enjoy the celebrations. Even for me.
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Imagine being a UFC fighter and one day waking up and being told you're the new press secretary. I mean, I'd be pissed.
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No ways! 😳
So what are the chances someone suggested this Dana White and Trump pulled a Four Seasons Total Landscaping?
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Audi F1 looking decidedly South African this weekend in green and gold.
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Speaks as if the job is to win elections. Win elections and work done, go home and put your feet up. Nothing more to do. Absolutely zero consciousness of public service.
Gwede Mantashe says ANC is not interested in winning Metro Municipalities because people in cities are more demanding than those in rural areas...
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This makes for an eventful race. If only that Ferrari was competitive in Brazil. It never is.
Get set for a mixed-up starting grid on Sunday πŸ‘€ #F1 #BrazilGP
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Gulag pics on the time line are just mean. Mean, I tell you! I'm not your friend.
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Gen Alphas are so cool. They have natural aura. I'm a total dork next to them.
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My mother pays for nothing. Whether I am present or not.
Who pays when you eat out with parents ? Not a special occasion /birthday - just a normal outing.
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Didn't realise Cape Exit contested this election. Apparently promising lower rates and taxes and saving our Oceans. Ok then.
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Remembering why I stopped going to clubs.
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