I work my ass off so when the baby tells me we want Crumbl, we can get a variety pack instead of one cookie 🥰
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I’ll walk around all day and then randomly “oh shit, I am pregnant” will pop in my head. Here’s for almost half way 🎉
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“she has the emotional composure of a Popeyes biscuit” - Dillon talking about Chelsea from LIB
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I don’t think anything could be more stressful than going in public with 4 kids under 3 by yourself
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People talking down to bartenders is hilarious. We make close to, if not more that your corporate salary only working 3 days a week. Also not wearing uncomfy clothes lol
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