@NancyTol

Are you ready boots? Start walking

 Benenden, England
Joined March 2009
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Nancy Tolhurst retweeted
Count Binface
@CountBinface13 Oct 2022
Retweet if I’d be a better PM than Truss.
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Great to get back to rehearsals for our (almost) world famous Benenden Panto: The Comicals of Narna…
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#chunkymods The Chew – at Benenden, England
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This is huge! – at Benenden, England
BenendenPlayers@BenendenPlayers28 Mar 2021
Replying to @BenendenPlayers
youtu.be/8HszuHJGirE

Benenden Players proudly present: "Locked Down Luvvies - a pandemic revue"

Benenden Players were forced to cancel our normal winter panto due ...

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Ma and Pa - I is in Hansard! @lnmackenzie1 thepoliticalerasureofsex.org
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Excellent news! – at Benenden, England
Farmers Of The UK@FarmersOfTheUK1 Jul 2020
Lockdown has seen significant developments on the carpet farm. A birthday brought about a fleet expansion. The decision was made to switch to organic with herbal leys. Hedges have been widened and the dung has been spread. Ted has also become the editor of #ClassicCarpetFarming.
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Nancy Tolhurst retweeted
Armando Iannucci
@Aiannucci27 Jun 2020
Dear @OliverDowden . Our Creative Industries helped us through this lockdown. Music, film, TV, streaming theatre, books, art: it helped get us through. They pour billions into the economy: they need financial support now, or they simply won’t be there when lockdown is over.
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Bizarre Things You Weren't 'Allowed' As A Youngster? I'll set a high bar with Parma Violets.
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Just listened to the penultimate edition of this series of @BBCMoreOrLess @TimHarford The work they have been doing on the Govts C-19 statistics has been magnificent. I suggest a weekly 15 min “More or Less Covid?” programme to continue its invaluable work. RT if you agree.
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Nancy Tolhurst retweeted
Faisal Islam
@faisalislam31 May 2020
So at Friday’s press conference I asked about where we are on this chart - this slide showing us moving from 4 to 3 on the “Covid Alert System” assessed by the “Joint Biosecurity Centre” was edited by Number 10 in to the middle of the PM’s address to the nation on May 10th...
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😂😂😂 – at Benenden, England
same username on bsky@ElenaBjxrn28 May 2020
Today I discovered BOTH of my brothers thought that panty liners/sanitary towels were stuck directly onto the wearer’s flaps, not to their underwear. Apparently they thought the adhesive was to “seal it shut”. One of them is married.
God yes! – at Benenden, England
Deborah Meaden 🇺🇦
@DeborahMeaden28 May 2020
They are trying a new tack. The old one isn’t working... the Nation is still furious.
Very high pollen! 🤧🤧🤧🤧 – at Benenden, England
Nancy Tolhurst retweeted
Sonia Sodha
@soniasodha27 May 2020
Matt Hancock - it is very important that anyone with symptoms isolates immediately and gets a test. How can they not see Cummings driving 260 miles with someone with suspected Covid completely undermines this?
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That orange is so hot! – at Benenden, England
The Daily Mash
@thedailymash27 May 2020
Sex shops preparing for rise in postman-related fetish wear buff.ly/3esJPGd
This! – at Benenden, England
Beth Rigby
@BethRigby26 May 2020
.@KayBurley What’s the govt advice if you’re struggling with your eyesight?Gove: It’s to seek medical advice KB: So it’s not to take a 60 mile round trip with your 4 year old strapped in the back?
Nancy Tolhurst retweeted
James Watson@jamesafwatson23 May 2020
Replying to @PippaCrerar
Yup and, if the safeguarding issue remains, doesn’t Mary Wakefield (DC’s wife) have a brother in London? Doesn’t DC have aides or friends who can have dropped food and supplies. This is frankly ridiculous.
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Exactly the point!
Sarah Pinborough@SarahPinborough23 May 2020
I mean the one believable thing they could have said is that 'He had to drive 260 miles cos he has no one closer than that who'd be prepared to help them, because it seems everyone else thinks he's an utter cunt.' Well, they certainly do now.
#dominiccummimgs is he so unpopular that no one else could look his child?
If you are angry at Dominic Cummings, please retweet my song. I’d love it if it could get to the ears of the PM and cabinet. Their contempt for us mere mortals makes me furious at a very deep level. Song for Dominic Cummings youtu.be/0na2Y_74_mk via @YouTube – at Stratton Audley, England
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