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Ghana
Joined August 2010
This entire fucking thread.
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Due to inflation I'm downgrading from ADHD to AD720p with ads
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“Hey can I call you?" At 10:30pm?? So that I will now fall inlove with you, start turning from side to side and then you will start getting busy No Sir, I use God to beg you don't call me 🤲🏾🤲🏾😩
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And for the lady, perhaps, a soft, calm, relaxing, yet productive week, where everything feels like it’s working in her favor, with no one and nothing to spike her cortisol. ♥️
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Watching “once upon a time “ and the backstory of each character gives you a completely different perspective. Especially the villains.
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Something romantic needs to happen to me very soon.
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Danfua retweeted
human connections should not feel like mind games
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After the way I ate last night , I’ll have to do 10k tonight. 🤭
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SNL UK doing a Nollywood version of Wicked with Cynthia Erivo is the funniest thing they’ve done sorry
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You get so distracted by everything going on during the day then you settle down at night and all the heaviness begins to weigh on you.
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“where u at?” at my limit, man, I'm at my limit
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the thing you have to keep in mind about glee is that it was simultaneously offensive af and also the most progressive show on television at the time
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will schuester:
The Glee Afrobeats episode is imminent.
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Danfua retweeted
how issues of sexual harassment and domestic abuse are being handled, is one of the main reason(s) why perpetrators aren’t scared to carry on with the act
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Telecel is doing everything but their primary job. My goodness.
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I am def noticing my emotions are intensifying on my period as i get older, like wtf is this really???!
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That phase when you start to hate your workplace is crazy.
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This would make such a good romantic film
I kissed a ridiculously attractive guy at a bar last night. He asked for my number, but I turned him down because my life is already a mess. I just lost my job, and I’m currently living in my sister’s basement. The last thing I need is a complicated romance. So imagine my shock when I walk into my sister’s kitchen the next morning, barely awake, and find THE SAME GUY leaning against the counter like he belongs there. Turns out, he’s friends with my brother-in-law. I wanted the floor to swallow me whole. tried to play it cool and told him that whatever happened last night wasn’t going to happen again.
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Had to change the cylinder today because gas finish. Lemme just be happy that there was a spare one already filled available or else supper would have been shredded cabbage.
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Every time i encounter a slight( not so slight) inconvenience, i crash out by smiling and or laughing. The crash out loading for me eh.
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Un año
necesito sentarme frente al mar y disociarme por tres días
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