Parody School. As grammatically incorrect as we’re politically incorrect. In Education, if you don’t laugh, you’ll cry. Knuckle Down, Stay Safe, Stay In School.
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The school has received some negative feedback from our remote learning set up so as punishment we’ll be setting tin whistle homework next week. 🎼
That’ll soften yer cough 😏
Those wishing bad weather on school strike workers seem to be forgetting that you are dealing with seasoned yard duty campaigners here. You’ll see coats on the picket line today with more insulation than a hot press cylinder in the 90s.
Jack Chambers is like a groom running around handing out invites to a wedding that’s happening tomorrow.
Many people with a nut allergy are having an extreme reaction to #Budget2027 due to the absolute peanuts that have been given to them. 🥜
There’s a lot of misinformation out there regarding this work to rule so to clarify for non teachers, when we talk about Croke Park hours, it relates to our obligation to give up our time to steward in the stadium on match days.
The Teacher Basher Union of Ireland have several refresher courses operating this weekend. Touch base with your local absolute dose to recap over the usual slurs and receive the updated list of reasons teachers are an awful shower. 🤗
“Those teachers are always on strike” complains Twitter Educational Expert as first strike in nearly two decades approaches.
Diego is like the young lad that would let on he doesn’t know what’s going on and then bang, Sten of 10 in the Drumcondra at the end of the year. #TraitorsIRL
Diego going to get rinsed at every staffroom in the country tomorrow. #TraitorsIRL
Pete and Anna are convinced that Carla and Pauric are traitors so they’ll probably write down DJs name at the round table tonight. #TraitorsIRL
They should have all taken the €2000 and at least they’d be able fill the car with diesel when they leave. #TraitorsIRL
Kayleigh is my kind of person. Her happiness comes from the unhappiness of others. #TraitorsIRL
There are growing concerns that laces could go untied and oranges unpeeled as part of Work to Rule industrial action being taken by Primary Teachers in October.
Carla and Pauric could arrive on to the round table in the green cloak and the rest would argue that DJ told a lie three weeks ago. #TraitorsIRL
I know it’s all for telly but it would be bad form if they actually burned one of them. #TraitorsIRL
