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He/Him | Future best selling author | “For those who come after”

Joined December 2011
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Noah Zomback retweeted
The hard truth is this isn’t a very good Ravens team. And it’s not just because Lamar Jackson is missing. The defense isn’t good. It surrenders big plays each week, and can’t hold leads. Not enough pressure, and the coverage is scary. The offense commits too many self-inflicted wounds and the offensive line is porous. Neither side is disciplined. There are too many bloated contracts for vets that aren’t performing. Many players haven’t shaken mental scars from years past. Lamar covered up a lot of roster warts, and without him, they are being exposed.
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Noah Zomback retweeted
BREAKING: Deadly bacteria found in major US city's water system traced to Mark Zuckerberg's $800 million, $META, data center, per TechRadar
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Nike drops a new spot for NBA Champion Jalen Brunson 🗽🏆 🎥: @nikebasketball
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I know a few teachers in Queens who would beg to differ.
Bezos on CNBC: "You could double the taxes I pay, and it's not gonna help that teacher in Queens. I promise you."
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Noah Zomback retweeted
gas prices look like Mekhi Becton's 40 time bro
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Our free online drawing for Pokemon is back ! (everything in the 1st photo) All you have to do for a chance to win is share (i.e. repost), comment or like. For 3 chances to win, share, comment AND like. Winner will be announced by end of April. We've got some great card shows coming up #pokemon #cardshows #tcg cardboardpromotions.com
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🚨 1ST ANNIVERSARY GIVEAWAY #3 (FINAL) 🚨 We’re ending our anniversary celebration with a BANGER 💥 🎁 Pokémon Center Celebrations Elite Trainer Box ⏳ ENDS IN 4 HOURS — LAST CHANCE TO ENTER How to enter: 1️⃣ Follow @EvolvedxGaming 2️⃣ Like ❤️ 3️⃣ Repost 🔁 🇺🇸 US Residents Only This is the FINAL giveaway of the day — don’t miss your shot 👀🔥 Thank you all for celebrating 1 YEAR of Evolved Gaming with us… let’s finish strong 💙 #PokemonTCG #PokemonGiveaway #EvolvedGaming
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Noah Zomback retweeted
🎁 First Partner Illustration Box Giveaway 🎁 To join: ➡️ Follow @PeakHobby & @jeffthrowcards ➡️ Repost and Like THIS Tweet 1 Winner will receive a First Partner Illustration Box! Ends on 3/29 #PokemonTCG #Giveaways #Pokemon #FREE
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GOTCHA MSRP BABY, and this one is FREE To enter just like and share I’ll send out Monday and pick winner Sunday Happy hunting everyone! I’m going to bed!
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Noah Zomback retweeted
After much reflection, I have decided to resign from my position as Director of the National Counterterrorism Center, effective today. I cannot in good conscience support the ongoing war in Iran. Iran posed no imminent threat to our nation, and it is clear that we started this war due to pressure from Israel and its powerful American lobby. It has been an honor serving under @POTUS and @DNIGabbard and leading the professionals at NCTC. May God bless America.
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Mega Evolution Ascended Heroes Elite Trainer Box Giveaway ✨ To celebrate the release of Pokemon Ascended Heroes, Peak Hobby is hosting this and will select the winner on 03/22. To join: ✅ Follow @PokemonDealsX and @PeakHobby ✅ Like, Repost this, and let us know what’s your favorite Pokemon set!
🤝 Paid partnership
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💫ASCENDED HEROES ETB GIVEAWAY💫 In addition to alerting for preorders, we are giving away an Elite Trainer Box! For a chance to win: ✅️Follow @PokemonDealsTCG ✅️Like + Repost This! Ends 2/28. Stay tuned for more Ascended Heroes restock + drop alerts!⚡️ #Pokemon #Giveaway
Reminder: Ascended Heroes ETB Target Restock Expected Tonight 10PM PT / 1AM ET💫 Ascended Heroes ETB ➡️bit.ly/4qLurcK Items that haven't gone up for preorder yet usually go live right at 12AM PT / 3AM ET. ETBs dropped previously, so those are likely 10PM PT / 1AM ET. 🔔We'll post any other Ascended Heroes preorders + restocks! Save this post and follow for free alerts + updates!⚡️ #Pokemon #PokemonTCG #AD
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You’re a lot closer to needing SNAP benefits than you are to becoming a billionaire Remember that #snap
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We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.
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🍨 SUNDAE CONVERSATION 🍨 with Lamar Jackson (@Lj_era8) Presented by @Underdog
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clair obscur: expedition 33 is one of the best games i’ve ever played. don’t look up anything about it. just play it.
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It’s time for another jersey giveaway 🚨 To enter: 1. Like/Interact with this tweet 2. Retweets count as a double entry 3. You MUST be following me! Good luck to everybody who enters! And as always I love and appreciate you all! #RavensFlock
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Not we walking y'all down
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Noah Zomback retweeted
Didn’t even get a Roaring 20s before this Great Depression. I got fucking grad school
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🥲 emotional moment when Jack Black surprises Tanner from Netflix's autism dating show Love On The Spectrum, one of his life goals was to meet him
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