It's party time for Magnus the 14yo puppy. It's a rave
I'm thinking of the poor vet who called to say my dog was deteriorating and I should hurry to get there before euthanasia. She ended the call with an automatic "have a nice day" and I could *feel* her cringe as she hung up
Google tells me that astronaut Christina Koch is married to *the* Robert Koch of microbiology fame... from the Victorian era.
Remember when we had a search engine that worked
No this is fine
Perfectly clear tweet shouldn't cause any worry at all 👍
A volcanic eruption in Auckland will likely result in slow moving rivers of lava flowing through densely populated areas, which is why our scientists are looking to La Palma for lessons from its 2021 eruption.
Read about our recent trip here 👇🏽
geonet.org.nz/news/7n5lIPXFk…
The shark I sent to get my sister got the wrong beach by about 1km
Maps are hard to read under water? I don't want to hear it
Useless
It's completely dark and we haven't had any trick or treaters can I eat the brain shaped gummy lollies now
Cedar I love you
My first thought was – is Chloe Wright a NZ First donor?
Then – oh her son must have thought it was the other Plunket
If a new landlord buys your rental and supplies the missing healthy home report, and it turns out it was noncompliant for the previous 18 months you lived there
Cam you take your old landlord to the tenancy tribunal or did the new owner take on liability ?
Wellington questions
The worst thing in the world is happening and there is nothing he can do to stop it
(The smoke detector did a low battery chirp)
I just dreamed that Judith Collins ended the moratorium on GMOs. @MmcScience did a "yesss" fist pump and unzipped her jacket to reveal a giant fruit fly she was cuddling like a puppy.
Collins was like "you clearly did that while it was still illegal" but couldn't prove it.































