Anonymous, pro-Oxford comma book editor with revelations, insights, and (mostly) complaints on weather, NYC, puppies, publishing processes, and hair washing.
New York, NY
Joined June 2010
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All you need to know is that I made-and drank—my coffee before I fixed my inside-out contact lens.
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The (grown) woman next to me on the subway is watching the original Beauty & the Beast on her phone. I don’t miss commuting, but I do miss finding stuff like this over strangers’ shoulders.
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Subway report (it’s been a while): Only 10 people in my entire car. Everyone masked, several double masked (🙋🏻♀️). One person reading a book, another a newspaper. OK!
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Good morning from a woman who not only remembered to defrost her chicken overnight, but who also remembered to put it in a marinade this morning.
When you think you’re really smart for starting your roast chicken at 4:30 so you can have dinner by 6... and then see the recipe you chose cooks for three hours.
When someone gets in the elevator with you, looks at your puppy, and asks if you live in the apartment above them... it’s not great.
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Can we still describe things as “so 2020” in 2021? You know, just in case everything isn’t magically better?
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Ever do a @onepeloton ride, wash your hair, and miss an important call in the middle of the day, then say, "Sorry, I was in a meeting" when you return? Highly recommend.
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I wish my dog would learn to sleep late on the weekend. I also wish I would learn to turn off my alarm clock on the weekend.
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