Former NYC gal, now New Orleans lady. The dogs and the views are my own.
Joined May 2007
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In 2017, I paid Cards Against Humanity to protect a pristine plot of border land from Trump’s racist wall. But then an even richer, more racist billionaire—Elon Musk—stole my land and dumped his shit all over it. @ElonMusk owes me $100. #ElonOwesMe100Bucks ElonOwesYou100Dollars.com
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I JUST VOTED FOR QUEEN OF THE FAME GAMES! VOTE NOW queenofthefamegames.votenow.…
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My cold brew coffee was so strong today, I think it triggered a hot flash. #perimenopause
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What? You don’t like this economy?! But it’s RECORD BREAKING PROFITS for all your beloved corporations!!!!!! Aren’t you happy!?! CAPITALISM BABY!!!! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Isn’t this fun?!? Aren’t you doing great?!??
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Last year, UPS made $13 billion — that’s billion, with a B — in profits. Yes. The company can more than afford the wages and benefits workers are rightly demanding. UPS should come back to the table and negotiate a fair deal with the Teamsters NOW.
A funny, #perimenopausal dream; I dreamt that I got my period again, and I had a loving partner who bought me gifts, a plant and some pie, to make me feel better and he congratulated me on still being fertile. I woke up, no period, no partner. #leSigh
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My people grew up poor. They had to spend their lives catering to rich people. They worked hard to send their off spring to school to get an education…so that they could get paid better to…cater to even richer people? #americandream
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🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 well that was bound to happen. Guess I have to change my opening word now.
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Hey NYC! I have some smoke tips from my time in Seattle; break out your masks again. Double up! Keep your windows closed. Create a makeshift air purifier by getting a air con filter and bungee it to a box fan. Isn’t climate change fun?! Don’t you wish someone did something!?!
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This front page! The logo! The font! I love it!!!!
79 years ago today on the 6th June 1944 the Allied invasion of Europe began on #DDay. This is how it was reported a few days later in The Orkney Blast which was an armed forces newspaper printed by @The_Orcadian in #Orkney during the Second World War. From our #Archive.
ALT The front cover of The Orkney Blast dated Friday 9th June 1944. The headline reads 'This is the Invasion' and is followed by an article about the Allied invasion of Europe on D-Day.
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Getting a head start on #sherry month with this happy hour in #sherrybroadcity. Come on New Orleans the weather is perfect for this most delicious of wine! @SherryWines @SherryWinesUS
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The Gin Griffey Juniper at Ben Paris - The Stranger!!!! thestranger.com/food-and-dri…
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Me too @Grover I love @EileenC1988
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The success of the matching shirt pranks just depresses me because it means the husbands are so comfortable with handing all the emotional labor over to their wives, they can’t even dress themselves.
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Currently listening to Kenny Loggins sound check @jazzfest while I have breakfast in my backyard. I am gonna miss this house.
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