Haha Heels

Myrtle Beach, SC
Joined February 2019
Think I may set the world record of video rewatches with this Tremble shot. Unbelievable
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With my boys! Here’s to 2026!
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Paper straws are such a damn vibe killer
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Jumping in a pool while hungover
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How many universal fuck yeahs and hell yeahs do you think have been thrown out during the Bin Laden Netflix show?
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Boy oh boy😋
Ace on No. 6! Brooks Koepka is the third competitor to card a hole-in-one during today's Par 3 Contest. #themasters
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MLB opening day is one of the worst days of the year. Just reminds me I have to watch this gay ass sport for 8 months straight whether I like it or not
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Love the shit out of you @jaelynwithers let’s dance baby! Also fuck you @ESPNLunardi YOU DO NOT KNOW BALL
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Nick Weiler’s Burner retweeted
Holy shit its like @John_Fanta’s past self traveled into the future to warn his present self about some impending doom
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General admission???? Todays game is going to look like the fucking Dixie Classic. #fuckyoudontrez
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May be the greatest sporting event I’ve watched in years and we are 10 minutes in. #annexthefuckoutofcanada
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Bout to be on my Zack Hample shit at the Bosh today. Watch out children
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IT WAS ALWAYS YILMARIS
Still can’t withdrawal my Super Bowl winnings. Have talked to about 6 unhelpful Indians so far. Will Shanice be the answer???
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Still can’t withdrawal my Super Bowl winnings. Have talked to about 6 unhelpful Indians so far. Will Shanice be the answer???
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I’m not having fun anymore
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This is fucking MISERABLE
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Last one standing at Stilllife and I have visual proof. Boom or doom?
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