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Newcastle Upon Tyne, England
Joined March 2023
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Biggest myth in football history btw. Soft twats #NUFC #Millwall
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Now we’re fucking talking. Bring it on you sausage roll shagging cunts. Your shirts won’t be the only things black and blue by the time we’re done with you.
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Nick Woltemade via Instagram 😂 #NUFC
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First time ever in Europe and this is their window 😭 When’s Fofana being announced lads? 😂 #NUFC #SAFC
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Willock and Murphy are the types of players we NEED to sell if we want to progress further They might be great additions to the dressing room but they should be nowhere near our starting team #NUFC
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Omar Janneh 🇪🇸🕺 20yr old 6ft 2in ST Both footed 4 g/a already this season Athletico Madrid academy £10 Newcastle are exploring a move for Lausanne forward Omar Janneh 👀 A private jet has also just landed in Newcastle from Zurich ✈️ [@SportsPeteO] [@NUFCFLIGHTS1892] #NUFC
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I hope Nick enjoys his time in Italy and decides to join Juventus permanently after the loan move 🇩🇪 I love the man but he is far from the quality we need.. #NUFC
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I hate to say I told you so 😉⚡️ #NUFC
Matias Fernandez-Pardo 🇧🇪 ⏳ 21yr old 6ft 0in 14 g/a last season ST Champions League experience €30m @NUFC 💭 #NUFC #NewcastleUnited
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Fernándezzzzzz PARDO Running down the wing PARDO 🎶 #NUFC
🚨⚪️⚫️ EXCLUSIVE: Newcastle have agreed deal to sign Matias Fernández Pardo from Lille, here we go! 💣 #NUFC set to pay €60m fee plus add-ons to Lille, Fernández Pardo has said yes to Magpies project. Top signing done for Newcastle: Fernández Pardo will fly TODAY. ✈️
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What a day 🤩 #NUFC
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What a f*cking player 👏 #NUFC
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#NUFC v Spurs player ratings ⬇️ 🇨🇿 Hornícek 9.5 ⭐ 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Hall 8 🇳🇱 Botman 7.5 🇩🇪 Thiaw 7 🇧🇦 Dedić 9 🇪🇸 Nico 9 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Miley 8 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Barnes 6 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Willock 6 🇸🇪 Elanga 8 🇨🇩 Wissa 8 🇳🇱 Steur 7 🇩🇪 Woltemade 7.5 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Ramsey 7 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Murphy 6.5 🇨🇮 Touré N/A
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Tomorrow’s team for the first away fixture of the season? 🤔 #NUFC
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Nathan Collins 🇮🇪 🧱 25yr old 6ft 4in CB Premier League experience £40m Newcastle have added the 25-year-old to their shortlist 👀 🗞️ @Ekremkonur #NUFC
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Who says no? 🤷‍♂️ #NUFC
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If someone said to me at the start of the window… “You can sign either Nico González or Johan Manzambi.” I would’ve laughed in your face, what a signing! 🇪🇸 #NUFC
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Unreal Take a bow @RossWilson28 👏 #NUFC
😱 Newcastle United have spent £𝟏𝟎𝟕𝐦 on three midfielders this summer, which is just £𝟕𝐦 more than they received for Sandro Tonali from Spurs. Is this an 𝐮𝐩𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐝𝐞 or a 𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐝𝐞? 🤔
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Imagine this team in 4 years time man 😍 #NUFC
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#NUFC v West Brom player ratings ⬇️ 🇫🇷 Jaouen 6 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Hall 7 🇳🇱 Botman 6.5 🇩🇪 Thiaw 6.5 🇧🇦 Dedić 9 ⭐ 🇳🇱 Steur 8.5 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Ramsey 6.5 🇨🇮 Touré 7 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Willock 6 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Murphy 6 🇩🇪 Woltemade 5.5 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Barnes 8.5 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Miley 6.5 🇨🇩 Wissa 8 🇸🇪 Elanga 7.5 Jaissle’s impact subs 🤩
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It was never Newcastle United who couldn’t pull players.. It was Howe The Jaissle effect 🤩 #NUFC
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Line-up for tonight 👀 #NUFC #CarabaoCup
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