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Don't worry, I have no idea what I'm doing. That behavior is injected at runtime.

New York City
Joined December 2014
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Some fresh OC
Cats have a loosely typed conformance of sleep. I envy them.
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Replying to @github
@github @githubsupport could we have an option to completely disable the mobile website? It’s missing almost every useful feature and I always have to switch to the desktop version anyway – at Shingu-shi, Wakayama
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_slaps hand on top of the 7 train_ This baby can delay so many commutes.
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Found the secret design doc for how the iPhone handles WiFis that requires a login - it all makes sense now – at Lower East Side, Manhattan
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Services that ask for an email on sign up, but a username on login. Go away.
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Um, they prefer the term "goth"
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How I do open source
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MTA: The train with a mechanical difficulty is now moving after an early incident, "however train still has condition/congestion"
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I failed a Groupon interview because I couldn't articulate the difference between a linked list and a binary tree, so I'm surprised to see "can make a website that works in more than one browser" is a skill Groupon engineers apparently lack. xitter.cf/GrouponHelpUS/status/9…
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"If I just get to the train a half hour early of expected commute time I should be on time!" - people with sane expectations "lol no" -MTA
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Why is it called 'git blame' and not 'git credit'
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this is the future libertarians want
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Two Ex-Googlers Want To Replace Your Local Ice Cream Parlor With A Shrieking Void That Uses Your Fears As Training Data
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i will block the sun
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I am: ⚪️ male ⚪️ female 🔘 an alien Seeking: ⚪️ male ⚪️ female 🔘 the leader of the free world
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Replying to @KOA_Global
I really don’t understand how you can take someone’s game and make people think that it’s your own
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“Turns out if you go deep enough, it’s Objective-C all the way down.” (On Swift’s new Encodable) swiftunboxed.com/stdlib/json…
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