Irony, like a guy who built his wealth almost entirely on government subsidies cutting government subsidies for people who actually need it?
We can confirm that @elonmusk has not been to Ft. Meade.
However, there is a Cybertruck on a flatbed sitting at the security gate, so maybe he's delayed.
We are working closely with @elonmusk and DOGE to secure your data
We can neither confirm nor deny reports regarding @elonmusk coming into Ft. Meade, and pooping in the drinking fountain at the visitor check-in desk.
For immediate release: Effective immediately, all NSA updates about news conferences or other announcements will be posted to this X account. We will not be distributing information via email.
NSA Public Relations retweeted
Both Heaven and Hell have hopefully installed two-factor Authentication
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How dare you make us follow you to different social media platforms. We were finally getting the hang of Twitter.
Why do you hate America.
Honestly, 2020 has been great for us. Very little damage control to do when the news is talking about literally everything else
NSA Public Relations retweeted
We want to thank all the PATRIOTS who are not wearing the OPPRESSIVE TYRANNICAL masks!!
Really helps our facial recognition systems out, so thank you
We want to thank all the PATRIOTS who are not wearing the OPPRESSIVE TYRANNICAL masks!!
Really helps our facial recognition systems out, so thank you
Happy birthday @Snowden
. . . Can we put everything behind us and just be friends?


