We see all your password reset attempts. why try and hack in when you can just buy this account? Just send 40 BTC here: bc1qs2ddnrtlkq4k243n457m3qxku7s4344quwttgz once it lands, the account is yours.

Getting lots of "having trouble signing into your account?" emails lately. seems like some of you have read this post and decided that you dont want to pay for it. its ok. we'll let it go for 10btc to this wallet instead bc1qrj2tm6p0xk8m543eckfm48vpk2n0kfssfr7hza

Sadly, this is how our interviews have been going lately: youtube.com/watch?feature=pl…

@highkingnikolas yuuuup.

@hwsnicholls yes - make a few forum posts talking about jihad and we'll show you exactly how it works.

@xsarcastic1x no, and no, but we can spy on all your shit

Ofuk, you want metasploit? You don't have the XP. You have to go to the murky swamp and fight the squidmonster.

You want ettercap? Cave. Dungeon. Bring a sword. Oh, you need libraries to install it? See the wizard on the mountain. GOOD LUCK! :D HAH!

Where this angry mechanic got skeletons and monsters and whatnot to protect his tools? No idea. But it's how we model the NSA now.

I think the world of D&D was invented by an angry mechanic who was sick of people using his tools, so he hid them in caves and dungeons.