Entertainment Lawyer

Miami, FL
Joined November 2010
Not mad at my new bathroom
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Kelly Clarkson leaving Brooklyn
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Me: Doctor's office I went to once in 2017: In observance of Independence Day we will be closed this Friday, July 3
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Sometimes someone’s endless vacation gets to a point
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Me flirting: Hey, nice necklace, where’d you get it? Cute guy: Thanks my dead mom gave it to me
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Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle’s impact
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That French guy in Ocean’s Twelve
Look at what @Madonna did with the Confessions II rollout — it's the opposite of how the entire industry works. Normally you shoot a video (or visual album) to promote the song(s) people can already stream. She flipped it. She dropped a thirteen-minute film built around six tracks, four of which aren't out anywhere. You can only hear them in pieces inside the film, then you wait for the album. A normal video satisfies the craving, this one manufactures it. Everyone who watched the film fell for four songs they can't have immediately. That's smart if you ask me — a smart reinvention of album rollouts. Everyone else uses visuals to promote songs that are out for immediate consumption, Madonna uses visuals to promote cravings for songs you can't have immediately so you anticipate the album even more.
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Summer smiles
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Ramona Singer at the RHONY 6 Reunion:
NYC has three distinct social groups based on long weekend vacation destinations: - those who go to the East (Hamptons), - those who go South (Miami, Caribbean), and - those who go North (Upstate, Vermont, Quebec). Entirely different status hierarchies.
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Seated between a straight man and a lesbian couple at an event I attended with the sole purpose of flirting
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Not Myself Tonight remains an anthem
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This is, and I cannot emphasize this enough, the last place on Earth I ever want to be
The #Euphoria Season 3 premiere will screen at Coachella on Sunday, April 12 at 11:59pm PT after the weekend’s final performances. The screening is open to festival attendees on a first-come, first-served basis. Festival wristband required to access. variety.com/2026/tv/news/eup…
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Ain’t It Funny (Album version) playing in Dunkin rn…this is heaven
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My impact
LEAVING LOS ANGELES: L.A. County saw the largest decline of any county in the United States in 2025, according to new census data. ktla.com/news/local-news/los…
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16 years later Telephone remains pop excellence
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Guy I was supposed to go on a date with canceled and sent his sister instead
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Is it a reasonable distance when a round trip to the “city center” is 3+ hours most days of the week
The South Bay in LA county is known for its beach vibes while still being within a reasonable distance to the city center This photo shows the stretch from Redondo Beach to the famous Hollywood sign to the San Gabriel mountains. This is why I love LA
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Slipped into my crush’s DMs and he told me to message his friend
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My friend lying about me in 2019:
Friend moved to LA and became 10 times as hot and looks way happier.
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