🥋⚽🏎️🐎 🥊 Hiker | Part time Litigator | Fraternizing with the depraved | Control what you can, take out a policy on the rest.

🏰 Castle Black
Joined September 2013
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You can always tell when a man's starts making good money and life begins to favor him. The first thing he does is distance himself from everything that once kept him ordinary.
The older I get, the more I feel disconnected from football. I used to watch every EPL game, adulting is something else man🙆‍♂️. Now I check final results and move on.
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"we're gonna have 3 kids" finally amenilisha block. 'What about the kids my luv'.
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Mimi ukiniambia you don’t date kenyan men cz of their misogyny but you date other African men najuanga I can’t take you seriously. I know what you are.
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If all the alcohol is extracted it will only fill two tots the rest is food. Enjoy your lunch brother 🤣
Wacha nishike busaa hapa locals ya mtaa bana
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just filled my tank up and i’m about to look for flights to iran to see if i can help the negotiations
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Mbinguni tutaenda. Kwa mangumi na mateke
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One time I heard our good Senior Counsel, Elisha Ongoya inform his students to respect seniors slavishly There’s plenty of fresh air with seniority unlike younger Advocates who grapple for limited air
Entire proceedings handled by J.V.O, judgment date the boss appears to introduce him to the court as they take the judgment. Bvayee!!
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Nilikuwa narusha mistari hapo alafu, ndironá ená kihiì kigihihiá mbembe wazee 😭😭😭😭
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I am reading a Court of Appeal judgment in which 29 of its 33 pages recount the parties’ submissions. When the court finally speaks for itself, there is barely any independent analysis. It agrees with the trial court without adequately explaining why. Reproducing arguments is not resolving them. An appellate court must confront the alleged errors, weigh the competing arguments and explain why the decision below should stand or fall. Judges must do the hard work of reasoning through their judgments. The parties have already written the submissions. What they need from the court is a reasoned decision.
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The worst mistake mtu hufanya ni kupenda genuinely 😂
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An ideal man for most women is the dumbest nigga they can conjure
I’ve pitched my man 2 business ideas, he funded both, and I never followed through with either 😭 today I came with a third idea and this man is READY 😭
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Happens to the best of us. This is a reminder that 75% of the time the privileges belong to the throne, not the holder. Nobody has more friends than the gatekeeper or decision maker until there are no gates to keep & someone with more power above you.
Former Kenya Airways CEO is also learning that people who once called him regularly no longer pick up his calls now that he's out of office. Even former colleagues, top executives and Cabinet ministers.
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Replying to @Hey__Z
Buying a car ni ngumu....but kusomewa na dealer pia siezi tolerate...its not my job kufurahisha brokers.
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Ni butterfly effect ya choices & consequences dating back from nikiwa under mzazi to my own choices after achieving autonomy and probably those choices zita influence my future choices pia
Do you think what's happening to you is because of your earlier choices in life or fate has hosen this path for you?
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Pardon my ignorance, I find it difficult to believe that a person who can afford to rent and renovate a property in Tigoni would enter into a tenancy without proper legal protection.
It’s like some of those landlords in Tigoni wait for you to renovate those old houses, then ask you to vacate after doing renovations and all. This is the second time I’m seeing such a case online.
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Replying to @Its_Nangacho
They're both idiots to me, facing their idiotic destiny
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The real tragedy of living in a third-world country is that you can do everything right and still struggle because the environment is designed to make ordinary things unnecessarily difficult.
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London with my #NikeRunning family 💜🇰🇪
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Kumbe sikuangi mlevi, ni pesa ndio nilikua nayo.
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