Elon, you've officially run out of arguments. Now every Indian who disagrees with you is "Ambani's shill." Nobody said Starlink is too strong. Nobody's scared of your competition. India's problem is you. A Pentagon contractor building Trump's Golden Dome wants to run internet over Indian soil, and he throws a tantrum every time someone asks who holds the off switch. Ambani's de facto monopoly? You SIGNED A DEAL with that monopoly in March 2025 to sell Starlink in India. You didn't have a problem with Ambani when he was your reseller. You only discovered his monopoly when Jio announced its own satellites. And let's talk about hypocrisy. Tesla's biggest factory is in Shanghai. Starlink is banned in China. Have you ever called Xi Jinping a monopolist? Called Chinese critics shills? Written a sarcastic letter to Prime Minister Xi? No. Because Beijing would shut your factory by Monday. India can't, so India gets the insults. now the math your own fans keep posting starlink could add 100–200 million Indian homes. Starlink is approved for 600 Gbps over India. Split across 100 million homes, that's 6 kilobits per second each. Your revolution is slower than a 1998 dial-up modem. 🤡 If it's too expensive, no one will buy it. Your own India website showed ₹8,600 a month. A Jio plan costs ₹349. Indians already ran the numbers. Five days of meltdown. Crime against India. Prime Minister Ambani. collages. And now shills. The richest man on earth, crying on his own app because a sovereign country wants a security check. Sit down, elon. Finish the paperwork. India isn't a tesla shareholder you can bully on X.