Man, Myth, Legend •• The Sultan of Schadenfreude •• Hater of the Year 2017, 2019, 2020, 2022 •• Patron Saint of the Irish Goodbye •• Staunchly Anti-pickleball

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Joined October 2015
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Stole a cumtown joke at the bar last night and the guy said I’m the funniest person he’s ever met
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Star Wars Bounty Hunter. An integral part of my learning to spell as a child was memorizing how to spell and type in the cheat code “M A N D O L O R I A N” to unlock all the levels so I could play anyone I wanted to without having to try too hard in the campaign
Anyone who gamed between 1995-2010 What's the one game you still think about?
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I ramjet and drift this map like I’m Ken Block on amphetamines
I fuckin love Ando Prime
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Why in the fuck is it always my throwaway tweets that go nuclear
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Finn (ETERNALLY depressed pirates fan) retweeted
how u arrange it?
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My dad fessed that when he would be hungover as shit Sunday morning when me and my brother were little he would genuinely look forward to watching Oswald cuz it was pure vibes and required zero brain activity to process
Proof the shows we watched as kids were lower stimulation
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Madden menu music
Zero originality. How do you copy someone who’s copying someone else?
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How in the fuck did a 20 inch long smokable wooden wizard pipe I ordered from the Ukraine make it through customs in one day but the watch I ordered from India has been stuck in customs in Jamaica NY since the last week of September
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Any reason why there’s a triple 7 landing at PIT rn? Surely the Steelers aren’t so stupid that they’re leaving for Paris today instead of earlier in the week
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Finn (ETERNALLY depressed pirates fan) retweeted
At the Brewers facility, demanding they redeem my Rowdy Tellez Fuck-a-Fan voucher
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Continually matching with gorgeous 35-40 year olds on hinge and barely matching with anyone my age
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The puffpocalypse
Most vape products will become illegal in Pennsylvania after midnight deadline ebx.sh/SvGPn1
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Finn (ETERNALLY depressed pirates fan) retweeted
The parts of the fanbase crying and wetting the bed over this are the same ones afraid to go to Downtown Pittsburgh and they should be mocked and marginalized bc they are weak, scared little bitches
If Steelers fans are concerned about ongoing unrest in Paris ahead of game next week, know that protests have largely been contained to triangle below and game is played in circle several miles apart. Many popular tourist attractions have been unaffected by protests, per reports
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the exact ranking of every fast food chain ever you can argue but you’re wrong
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This rocks so hard
Downtown. Third Ave - Third Ave Gym. Caller says that boxers from another gym showed up and are trying to cause trouble with the local gym coach. Caller is concerned that everyone is going to start swinging.
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If you look closely I make an appearance very barely in the background during one of these scenes (not specifying who I am)
No groceries were harmed in the making of this video 🛒 Arty and TVR took their talents to @GiantEagle for a grocery shootout with fans, with gift cards up for grabs!
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HOW DID I NOT HEAR OF THIS UNTIL IT WAS TOO LATE
Today is the final day of service to the greatest airport terminal there ever was. Good night, sweet prince.
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Finn (ETERNALLY depressed pirates fan) retweeted
River Monsters coming back?
River Monsters is BACK liberals in shambles
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The duality of Pittsburgh vs Philly football fans is that in Philly you will have the crunchiest hard leftist girlie imaginable and she’ll vocally rep the birds like she’s sworn a blood oath but in Pittsburgh that same demographic just calls it all “sportsball” and doesn’t care
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I guess everyone is getting married tonight in Pittsburgh ffs
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