BREITBART- Breitbart broadcasts USSR national anthem despite being patrioticallly America

FOX- Russia and China solve conflict by having a rap battle

BREITBART- US and DPRK diplomats hold a patriotism contest across the world through national anthems which the US definitely won

FOX- Russia nukes china after being invaded by them

FOX- China plans on staying away from the conflict and not taking sides in the said war

BREITBART- BREAKING: the DPRK levels South Korea and moves there

BBC- US Cabinet is debating on their strategy for attacking North Korea! Also the population of North Korea fled to South Korea to evade the US forces.

FOX- RUSSIA meets with US and China to discuss the rumors of going to war

BREITBART- US diplomats suggests evacuating western America as they progress their patriotic military strategy on the DPRK

BRIETBART- Top Chinese officials vote on heckling Breitbart rather than voting on resolutions towards peace

BBC- The US is ordering a missile strike on Pyeongyang!

ASSOCIATED PRESS BREAKING NEWS: US DECLARES WAR ON DPRK JUST AS USNC ATTEMPTS TO PASS PEACE RESOLUTION

CNN BREAKING NEWS-The US has officially entered a 90 period before declaring war on the DPRK.

BBC- The US cabinet has just passed a directive declaring war on DPRK!

BREITBART- God is on our side: Huckabee cites Baptistist origins in arguments for peace

BREITBART- Kellyanne Conway responds amongst allegations, “we are currently working on valid solutions for the Kushner issue, and though we deem the threat of nuclear war with the nuclear sub more pressing we will still seriously consider Kushner”

CNN BREAKING NEWS-Kellyanne Conway seen running away from a secret meeting with US defector, Jared Kushner.

BBC- China has just passed a directive discussing their plan to seize the submarine

BREITBART- Accused Kellyanne Conway says Kushner’s defection not important in US strategy

BBC- A quote from Zhang Deijang “ Whoever forged this nite, I cannot believe you would stoop so low. Jared, I know it’s you! Stop lying and evading a meeting with me! Jared meet me know! Love Zhang”