Happy 36th Wedding Anniversary To My Beautiful wife LEIGH-ANNE @Mrsnewshirt ❤️ 💗 💕
Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary
Just want to apologise to everyone that came to my firework display last night , sorry it was such a let down and none of them worked 😔
I still don’t understand though, when I tried them all out last the night before they worked fine .
My phone app just informed me that there’s a loose slab in the pavement up ahead....
Thank you #TripAdvisor
BEST NAME AT OLYMPICS SO FAR ( TAN YA TING ) SHE MUST SUNBATHE NUDE LOL #Olympic2024 #Olympics
Go to a car park put post it notes on people's cars saying "sorry about the damage" then watch them look for it
Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary
Guys, if you’re gonna break up with your girl, do it at McDonald’s.
There are no plates or glasses to break over your head, no sharp knives, no spiky forks.
And if things get too heated, you can always hide behind one of the fat kids.
Just discovered you can now get Viagra tea bags...It doesn't improve your sex life,but it stops your biscuit from going soft..
Can anyone recommend a reasonably priced LAUNDERETTE For drying clothes 📷📷📷📷📷 or will it be cheaper on LINE.
IKEA Xmas tree requires assembly 25 quid must collect. #Xmas2023







