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Applications are open for Noida Light Infantry Short Service Commission – 67 Entry.
Eligibility: Male and Female of all ages.
Training: At Noida Defence Academy
Last Date to Apply: 02 March 2026
Where Anons Become Officers.
Kisi ne kaha loha hain hum, Kisi ne kaha faulaad hain hum,
Maa kasam bhagdad mach gayi, Jab humne kaha LESBIAN hain hum.
26th NLG | NOIDA LESBIAN GUARD
In recognition of the courage demonstrated by women and lesbians amid ongoing protests, Noida Light Infantry announces month-long Z+ security in honour of their efforts to defend Hindu faith.
A tribute to their bravery in the face of left-wing extremism.
JAI LESBIAN
JAI NOIDA ⚔️
Aadi anadi kaal se chali aa rahi parampara
Incels ne Dukh saha hai, Lesbians Bhogya vasundhara .
Jai Noida
Jai Lesbian .
Following routine area dominance patrols, elements of the Noida Light Infantry Special Task Force have been observed conducting a coordinated sweep of Atta Market.
The force remains deployed to maintain presence and deter crimes against Lesbians.
Jai Noida ⚔️
@NCRcommandHA
Following a coordinated operation, the Special Task Force has successfully located and apprehended suspect Ajay Gujjar alias “Jay Rathore.”
The target has been secured and placed in the custody of the Noida Light Infantry.
Jai Noida ⚔️
Acting on actionable intelligence regarding wanted fraudster Ajay Gujjar alias “Jay Rathore,” an armed Special Task Force has been mobilised and deployed to Delhi.
The force is conducting a targeted operation to locate and apprehend the individual.
Jai Noida ⚔️
NOIDA LIGHT INFANTRY retweeted
NLI announces the Laadla Incel Yojana for our sensitive young men, providing FREE Hinge Premium to eligible personnel to build confidence and connect with foids.
100% sponsored by the Noida Incels Welfare Fund.
Jai Noida 🗡️
NLI announces the Laadla Incel Yojana for our sensitive young men, providing FREE Hinge Premium to eligible personnel to build confidence and connect with foids.
100% sponsored by the Noida Incels Welfare Fund.
Jai Noida 🗡️
During ongoing operations in Delhi, Noida Light Infantry detained an individual whose actions threatened the safety of lesbian baddies and disturbed public order.
The individual has been transferred to the competent civil authorities. Operations remain ongoing.
Jai Noida. ⚔️
NOIDA LIGHT INFANTRY retweeted
ArmouredAwadh Also signed a MoU with @NCRcommandHA for external Operations in CenTCom.
Faridabad Signals Bureau (FSB) lends Full Technical Support to @NCRcommandHA at Unit Commander (UC) level during the entire period of Operation 🤝🏻 📝
Noida Light Infantry today upheld its ethos of Lesbians Before Self by safely evacuating several of our precious and delicate lesbians from public disorder in Delhi.
Operations continue with civil authorities under a strictly defensive mandate.
Jai Noida. ⚔️
NOIDA LIGHT INFANTRY retweeted
Faridabad Signals Bureau (FSB) lends Full Technical Support to @NCRcommandHA at Unit Commander (UC) level during the entire period of Operation 🤝🏻 📝
In response to the security situation in Delhi, Noida Light Infantry has deployed a four-member security element to safeguard lesbian protesters at elevated risk.
The element is coordinating with civil authorities and will maintain a strictly defensive posture.
Jai Noida⚔️
The Noida Light Infantry has been mobilised to establish a robust 24×7 security architecture for the upcoming R&D campus in Noida, remaining steadfast in its foremost operational priority: the safety and protection of lesbians.
Lesbians Before Self.
Jai Noida. ⚔️🛡️
