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Brendan Nash

@NASHtronaut

What's the point of living if you can't pull your pants down and slide around on the ice?

Joined August 2012
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CJ Bailey is ass #FireDave
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Is it bad to give my car just a little diesel? I’m not talking a full tank, but maybe just a couple of gallons here or there as a reward for good behavior
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The World Cup is nice because we get to pretend to care about soccer instead of pretending to care about tennis and Wimbledon
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Arsenal fans have to stop calling themselves Gooners. They just have to
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SELL THE TEAM @RedSox @johnhenry @CraigBreslow @LFC @mlb @Nomar5 @CatherinVaritek @Walythegrnmonst
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@RedSox @johnhenry @Section10Pod
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#boycottBoSox
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0%March Madness
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0%The Luck of the Irish
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Gotta tip America’s hat to East Alaska. They fought really hard #USA
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I know it’s been a while since he fled in disgrace, but even with two losses it’s much more fun to root for Notre Dame when Brian Kelly isn’t the head coach.
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Why don’t they just offer Red Zone with a lot of commercials for people who don’t want to pay and red zone with no commercials for people who do?
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Somehow this isn’t about David Pastrnak
erika (@yeeeerika) profile pictureerika@yeeeerika2 Aug 2025
sometimes it IS about the pasta
bravo fans get it pictured: baby needs pasta grocery store sign

ALT bravo fans get it pictured: baby needs pasta grocery store sign

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Shit. 26 is a big number
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@screentime17 Jul 2025
'POKEMON THE MOVIE 2000' released on this day 26 years ago
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Me? I like my chicken fried. A cold beer on a Friday night. A pair of jeans that fit just right. And the radio??? Let’s just say: UP!
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My dissection of the Celtics season: Sometimes you go through an entire season as a really good team and you feel really good about things and then suddenly it’s all over and the future looks bad. And that sucks
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