Physics PhD, ADhD, mDe. DaD to 4, huBBy to 1. Jokes or something like them.
New Jersey, US of A
Joined January 2017
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"Most of the work we do is — as the late anthropologist David Graeber said — bullshit. It doesn’t matter. Its only real purpose is to make billionaires even more money than they can ever spend. It has no deeper purpose or reason whatsoever." -- @umairh
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Friday: earthquake ✔️
Monday: eclipse
Thursday: locusts
Sunday: rapture
#earthquake
#apocalypse
#EqualityForAll
I mean, Jo Koy's joke about Taylor Swift was still funnier than Taylor Swift's songs are musical. #JoKoy #TaylorSwift #GoldenGlobes #whocares
If you've been craving liquid cheese, but were disappointed by the lack of healthy options, I've got good news! #health #EatHealthy #campbells
iamgary_ell retweeted
From The Magic of Chemistry by Andrew Szydlo, how internal combustion engines work burning fuel
[Full lecture: buff.ly/3BPT2G4]
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Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should
@HVRanch #sciencefiction #Science #ENDTIMES
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PHOENIX!! @ZMyersOfficial and I are doing a show together at @standuplive March 9th! Comedy, music, stories, and maybe even some special guests.
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Both Augustus and Mrs. Gloop were eventually reunited in the fudge room. #chocolate #Mars #willywonka
Thoughts and prayers to anyone within 10 miles of #Philly. But hey, you would've rioted either way. #SuperBowl
Keep the brain trauma (that's a choice) but #NFL you need to kill that clock play. #SuperBowl bullshit.
Unfortunately, sources say Rihanna was just shot down by an F22. #SuperBowl #Rihanna #UFO #UFOshotdown