@MyselAlexa

Left handed

Joined January 2021
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I’m the lick the chicken bone type
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Man do I love a hard boiled egg
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My pussy cat plays fetch
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I’m just a teenage dirtbag + 2 years
Heinous disturbing jokes as a coping mechanism >>>>
How do I already have a headache
Eyebrows are so crazy
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At the end of the day, I just want David Burd to take me home to his parents
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THAT KISS THO
NO ONE EVER PICKS UP MY FUCKING FACETIME CALLS 🤬🤬🤬🤬 phew that felt good to get off my chest
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If you walk onto an airplane with nothing but your bare skin and bones: I DONT TRUST YOU
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Omg I mean without like personal belongings - ie. a backpack, pocketbook, carry on, something along those lines
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I could potentially be labeled as an “acquired taste”
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The fact you can’t pump your own gas in NJ is asinine
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Get this bitch a glizzy
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I had zero clue this was the plot
How long are the kids quarantining for these days?
The thing about sprinkles is the crunch
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