So this is where I’m at today 🤣 I don’t seem to be very serious about getting back into shape

11 months left 🥺

Im already giving it away, I don’t need to hear why you need it or about your migraine or how busy you are, I just need you to schedule a time to pick up the free thing and maybe say thank you.

I’ve been giving loads of stuff away on my local buy nothing group. I usually have good luck with this but this time everyone is being grabby or giving me a sob story.

What kind of wine pairs best with saltines and peanut butter?

I am the queen of grouchiness today. The queen.

Thinking of flooring. Does anyone have an opinion about installing all hardwoods except one bedroom? Is that weird? I want one cozy room that’s kind to my feet.

I just read read $72k annual salary in Seattle is considered “low income”. 😳

It scares me to think about what this generation of kids will turn out to be like. Pandemics and shootings and growing up with this kind of anxiety and chaos, I can’t even imagine.

You guys- is something wrong with the showbox? Why are all my bands skipping seattle or playing at the Moore? Everclear just played in Everett. What??

What happens if you are fat, get a tattoo, then lose weight? I think I probably ought to get some work outs in right away 😬

Working on getting rid of stuff little by little. The amount of doohickeys I have is awe inspiring. Like this bag of window locks.

Sipping chocolate. It’s basically like drinking chocolate pudding before it chills

No matter where I am, there he is.

Emmett’s fecal exam showed a parasite egg that is only found in pnw salmon and can be deadly. I’m like 97% sure it’s a mistake but still a little worried

I want this on a t-shirt

You guys, one whole weed cookie was too much for me, I barely remember last night and today I’m so hungover

My neighbor gave me a home baked weed cookie. I decided not to screw around and ate the whole thing. Wish me luck