@MwauJr

THE UNDISPUTED MASTER 🏆

 Naro Moru, Kenya
Joined January 2022
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HELB wanakuekea pesa alfu wanaambia wazazi 😭😂
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Mateacore@Mateacore10h
Mobile loan apps will make you fill a whole 5 pages questionnaire alafu wanakwambia you do not qualify for a loan at the moment try again after 30 days😬 fakiu btw!
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Kijana ya Misa🇰🇪
@kijana_misa18h
Already nishapara my first warning hapa Kazini that I'm using my phone so much. Muhindi akikosa kuvumilia naona hapa simalizi this month.
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Yoko
@Kibet_bull14h
Kumbe Murkomen had a reason for shooting over 500 cows in Samburu. Yesterday Ruto said leave your land and go to affordable housing. I can now connect the dots.
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Lawrence Kitema
@lawrencekitema15h
Never lower your price to win a client. You'll win a headache that never pays on time.
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Kakuzi
@RealKakuzi18h
Who is Sheila Mutundi?
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George T. Diano
@georgedianoOct 18
Being a president in this country isn't a joke. Kenyans can turn you into a content creator.
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Mjukuu 🇰🇪 💥@User01KE7h
Kwa wenye mnaenda kufanya KCSE next week mjue huku campus nimekula twice this week. Do your exams wisely.
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Kate 💦😍
@MissLingard1412h
Nationwide Blackout???
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MCHONYI@mchonyi910h
Mimi nayo siwezi maliza siku bila kuona ngwati but hapo kwa kutoa mia ndio kinywero online is where I draw the line.
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MrBlack™
@KE_MrBlack15h
I ran into my landlord at the door. Luckily, he doesn't know me. Now we're both standing here, waiting for me to arrive
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Remove the cry baby and somehow Madrid starts firing big time, I guess we all now see who is the weak link in this Madrid team.
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kibet 💲💲@kibet_222jr8h
It’s late, I’m fine as hell, and my posts still don’t trend… meanwhile half of y’all are out here posting like the algorithm owes you something 💀
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Eunnah
@exceleunnah25416h
what really happens to a person's sexuality after spending 10–20 years in prison?
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𝐉!𝐌𝐌𝐘 🔰
@kafangi18h
Unemployed citizens, huwa mnafanya nini stima ikipotea ?
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Geofrey Opiyo@Opiyo9Opiyo7h
You might be damn pretty and not have sex appeal. You might be not that pretty and have a great sex appeal. Sex appeal is not a product of being pretty.
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Degrata
@Degrata2547h
Throwing a sticker in the middle of an argument with your person >>>>>>
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LEE@authenttick12h
dating single moms is weird. Now I've promised 7 kids bikes
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Marto🇰🇪
@marto254_7h
Tukiwa highschool sikuwai elewa mbona entertainment captain alikuwa anachaguliwa msee ametoka Nairobi pekee,,wasee wa Gatundu na Kimbimbi walikuwa wanapewa tu viti za CU chairman na dining hall captain
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Shen😈@Shen_ke29h
Just scrolling through my former primary school page and saw my friend died 8yrs ago I didn’t even notice 😭
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ONJOLO KENYA🇰🇪
@onjolo_kenya11h
Millenials walikuwa wanaita kofia "ngepa."🤣
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