@Mwaimike

KENYAN πŸ‡°πŸ‡ͺ Molecular Biologist Manchester United

Nairobi, Kenya
Joined June 2013
Dad to me In Kirinyaganese while having lunch : "I hear you saying 'Sisi ndio Sifuna' what does that mean" Me: "It means asubuhi na mapema we are voting him in as the 6th President"? Dad: " Do you believe in him to deliver" Me: "Kabisaaaaa' Dad: " Haya , basi Mimi pia ni Sifuna"
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Isitoshe, Both Boxing Day and Jamuhuri day are on a Saturday this year. Ruto Must Go!
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Opened Google Scholar today and I was instantly hit with β€œAI can now summarize academic articles.” Bro, it’s called an abstract and it already exists.
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rawdogging the consequences of my premeditated actions
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By 2032, the target is nolonger to plant 15 billion trees, but to cut down 15 billion trees. Ndio tutajua mvua haitoki mbinguni....by that time, forests across the country will be flattened. We cannot allow that to happen!
This is the kind of logging going on in the Aberdares. A forest now looks like a football field. Kenya Forest Service needs to tell Kenyans who is behind all this destruction.
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Mwai retweeted
Ulimanage?
"We have a plan," President Ruto says on the high cost of living
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Ezra Gacheru has been arrested and taken to Juja Police station. The guy who was exposing the corrupt traffic police and blocking them from collecting bribes.
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The guy who was recording and exposing corrupt traffic police officers in Juja has been arrested and taken to Juja Police Station... They will kill him tonight if the people in Juja won't rise tonight and have him release. They will murder him & say he hit his head on the wall.
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Edwin Sifuna blocks police from firing at protesters in Nairobi CBD
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My dog looking over the land he legally acquired with 3 drops of pee.
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This is the kind of logging going on in the Aberdares. A forest now looks like a football field. Kenya Forest Service needs to tell Kenyans who is behind all this destruction.
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How Kenyans combine different businesses πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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Mwai retweeted
Wahenga wa saizi wanaojulikana kama Watendawili hawakutupaka mafuta mgongoni wala kutuvisha soksi za mbao walipolonga β€˜Warembo ni wengi’
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This is what @KeNHAKenya @KURAroads @MuriraKinoti @047County @SakajaJohnson think of pedestrians and non-motorised road users along the main entry and exit into Nairobi.
Pedestrians and cyclists are getting a raw deal on Uhuru Highway.
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Whoever made this video. Uko top sana!! Tunashukuru sanaπŸ˜…πŸ€£πŸ€£
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The Botanist is destroying forests.
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Pedestrians and cyclists are getting a raw deal on Uhuru Highway.
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Dysfunctional countries 🀝🏽 national prayer breakfasts
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Hii takataka haiwezi nyamaza tu siku moja aki... Akikosa kusema these nonsensical things atakufa?? Nkt!!
I have been asking myself why water is more expensive than milk - Ruto
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Joab is raising another critical question. Take a petrol station for example. The station buys 1,000 litres of petrol. eTIMS says,1,000 litres received. The petrol station starts selling. But in the ground, you do not sell every single litre you received. Some fuel remains as a thin film in the tank and pipes. Some may be lost through evaporation. There are also measurement variations between the quantity delivered and the quantity ultimately dispensed. Eventually, the station end up selling 920 ltrs. That is all the fuel it can practically extract from the 1,000 ltrs received. Will KRA ask him ndugu, you bought 1,000 litres and only sold 920. Where are the other 80? What happens? Will eTIMS allow the station to adjust legitimate stock losses? What evidence will KRA require here? Or does it say the station still has 80 litres sitting somewhere in the tank? How exactly will eTIMS account for normal stock losses, evaporation, wastage and measurement differences? This is an important question KRA needs to look at keenly and answer as it rolls out stock management.
Replying to @WashiraX
Take Petrol station for example, out of 1000L, normal loses reduced it to 920L. How does eTims account for that?
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