Just 2 guys looking to catch a break. Quoting Dumb and Dumber.
Providence, RI
Joined October 2011
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NEW: Florida HC Jon Sumrall’s wife just exposed his soft side:
“He loves pedicures… That’s his favorite extra thing to do. Every two weeks during the football season, Jon loves to get a pedicure.” 😳
(Via @oeisenhauertv)
You're it quitsies!
Anti-quitsies. You're it! Quitsies no anti-quitsies no startsies!
You can't do that!
Can too!
Cannot, stamped it!
Can too, double stamped it no erasies!
Cannot, triple stamped it no erasies. Touch blue make it true.
You cant triple stamp a double stamp!
“The first time I set eyes on Mary Swanson, I just got that old fashioned romantic feeling where I’d do anything to bone her.”
“That’s a special feeling.”
She's running late huh?
Just a couple hours...You know girls... when they're excited about something, everything has to be perfect.
There's two of 'em, one of 'em's got a gun.
Did you pay the gas bill?
😬
Do you realize what you've done!?
She gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her enough or something. I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.
That's a lovely accent you have... New Jersey?
Austria.
Austria?? Well then. G’day mate… let’s put anotha shrimp on the barbie.
What did you sell him, Lloyd?
Stuff.
What kind of stuff?
A few baseball cards, a sack of marbles…*cough* Petey.