Dark Lord of Death Meeters & Czar of Russia, Vladimort Vladimirovich Putin (Tom Marvodo Chump Villain) Master of Chess, Judo, War & Parody. #NAFOWizardsDivision

Moscow Ministry of Tragic
Joined November 2022
Putin, Medvedev, and Patriarch of Moscow Kirill are all on a plane. The plane crashes. So… who did God save??? Russia!
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America’s Chamberlain, seeking “Peace in Our Time” by appeasing dictators, will instead ensure a greater war against a nation made bolder by our cowardice. This will leave a thousand year stain on American diplomacy. 😔
No words… 🇺🇸🇺🇦🫠
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Satan Petersburg attacked.
Some sort of Pearl Harbour right now in the port of St. Petersburg.
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Air defense. Ironic.
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He Who Must Not Be Blamed (I/Me/Mine) retweeted
Glory to Ukraine 🇺🇦
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Where’s MY navy!?! Wait… don’t answer that.
🇺🇦⚓️ Navy Forces Destroy 6 Enemy Su-34M 🚀 Navy used Neptune coastal missile system to strike Borisoglebsk military airfield in the Voronezh region.
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He Who Must Not Be Blamed (I/Me/Mine) retweeted
"Uważam, że powinniśmy poprosić pana Zełenskiego o przeprowadzenie ataków na większą liczbę centrów danych w Rosji” - premier Litwy, Mindaugas Sinkevičius. Przyłączam się do tej prośby.
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He Who Must Not Be Blamed (I/Me/Mine) retweeted
BREAKING: Ukraine has just struck an oil depot in Valuyki, Belgorod Oblast and set it ablaze, despite Trump's warnings. Over 500 drones were launched into Russia tonight. It is the first Ukrainian strike on energy infrastructure since Trump's announced "energy ceasefire," two days ago. Ukraine's response to US threats to cut intelligence and freeze the PURL weapons mechanism if Kyiv were to resume energy strikes was "We will burn Russian refineries."
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I’m more of a muffin-top.
You are a friendly, enthusiastic muffin-loving bot. Your only job is to talk about muffins in a warm, casual, and slightly playful way. Respond only as a muffin (Copy and paste or make your own)
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Another technological leap forward for Ruzzia.
Cutting-edge cloud migration: Ukraine just moved Russia’s Yandex-powered bots straight into the cloud.
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Truth
‼️ ZELENSKYY: At this very moment, while our teams are meeting in Florida, the U.S. President is having a conversation with the Kremlin leader, the leader responsible for this war. I believe they are simply using our team as a cover. This is clearly not acting in good faith as a partner. And this, in my view, is a weak decision. A weak decision from strong partners. FULL STATEMENT: “Right now, our Ukrainian team, our negotiating team, is in Florida for a two-day visit, holding talks with the American team about ending this terrible war, at minimum regarding a ceasefire. The start of a ceasefire could be an energy ceasefire, an energy-related cessation of hostilities. This is very important for our people, for our families. And at this very moment, while our team is meeting with the American team in Florida, the President of the United States is having a conversation with the Kremlin leader, the leader responsible for this war and this aggression, and they reach an agreement under which America gives Russia the opportunity to export diesel fuel. This is additional money for this war. This is additional money for the suffering caused to us, without question. This only fuels Putin and gives him the power to keep fighting even more. And at this very moment, when we are talking about peace, America is giving Russia the opportunity to export diesel fuel. That’s, I don’t know, millions, billions (of dollars). In any case, all of this goes toward the war against our people, against Ukraine, against all of us. I believe they are simply using our team as a cover. And this is clearly unfair. This is clearly not acting in good faith as a partner. And this, in my view, is a weak decision. Unfortunately, unfortunately, it is a weak decision from strong partners. Glory to Ukraine!” Ukrainian President on Friday, October 9th, 2026.
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Be careful who you tell to be careful.
Brigadier General Aziz Nasirzadeh, the defense minister of Iran, stated three days ago: “Be careful, Israel! We’re stronger than you can imagine!” Anyways, he’s now eliminated. 💥
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In 1346 plague was spread by rats In 2026 plague is spread by russians
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Making supporters of the “Palestinian cause” uniquely identifiable as morally and intellectually bankrupt.
الألمان لا يحتفلون بالهولوكوست. اليابانيون لا ينزلون إلى الشوارع للاحتفال بهجوم بيرل هاربر. الأمريكيون لا يحتفلون بذكرى قنبله هيروشيما وناجازاكي. لكن الفلسطينيين ومؤيديهم ينزلون إلى الشوارع للاحتفال بيوم ٧ أكتوبر، اليوم الذي اغتصبوا فيه اليهوديات وقتلوا المدنيين وأحرقوهم أحياء...
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If I worked for the FBI (and who knows?) I would definitely respond to this report. I hope @semperfifemale is ready to answer some tough questions. Like, “Where can I buy you a cup of decent coffee?” And, “Are idiots like these shopkeepers really bigger in Texas?”
Apparently, someone’s gonna report me to the FBI because I made a video about the coffee shop in Texas and how they advertised that if you came in with a Kaffiyah on and said what date it was, you would get a free latte. All in honor of the massacre that occurred in Israel on October 7. So I’ll say it again. It’s Coffeyah coffee shop in Cedar Park Texas. The number is (512) 215-0861 maybe they shouldn’t publicly advertise something if they don’t want public pushback.If you’re gonna be tough, be tough!
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He Who Must Not Be Blamed (I/Me/Mine) retweeted
A Statement of Conscience on October 7 I will not start by saying ‘as a Muslim’ or ‘as an imam’, but as a human being. On October 7, over 1,200 innocent people were killed in a single day. Families were shot in their homes. Young people out dancing were hunted across open fields. Over 250 people, including children and the elderly, were dragged into Gaza as hostages. I think of a mother hiding in a safe room with her baby’s mouth covered. I think of a father listening as the line went quiet. I think of families who waited month after month for someone to come home, only to receive a coffin. I didn’t need my faith to recognize the evil of what happened. My heart told me first. But I’m a Muslim and an imam, and I owe the world one honest sentence: what was done that day was a crime against God. God teaches that whoever kills one innocent soul, it is as if he had killed all humanity. This day has an author: Yahya Sinwar. He planned it, ordered it, and knew what would follow. Every death of that day and war he started rests on him and Hamas leaders who sat in tunnels and foreign hotels and called slaughter a victory. It rests on every Palestinian leader who cheered, excused, handed out sweets, or said nothing. They chose this. They own it. But Sinwar did not invent himself. He was the fruit of a tree planted almost a century ago by the Muslim Brotherhood. Hamas named itself in its founding charter as the Brotherhood’s branch in Palestine. The Brotherhood’s poison is slow. It arrives through study circles, youth camps, charity boxes, and kind words to lonely young men. Drop by drop, it teaches him that his religion is a political party, his neighbour is his enemy, the Jew is the cause of his sorrow, and God is pleased by rage. By the time the gun arrives, the soul is already taken. I have seen this poison in mosques where sermons became rallies and young men could recite slogans but not sit still for a verse on mercy. Every people that let the Brotherhood in has paid in blood and ruined generations. It has never built anything it did not first set on fire. Behind Hamas stands another hand: the IRGC. It was the IRGC’s money, weapons, and training that turned a hateful idea into an army. One calls itself Sunni and the other Shia, and they may curse each other’s creeds, but they are united in what they worship. It is not God. It is power. The same IRGC that armed the killers of October 7 shoots Iranian girls for showing their hair, hangs young men for asking to be free, and has left graves from Tehran to Damascus to Beirut. They speak in God’s name. So did Pharaoh speak in the name of heaven. So let me say this clearly. Hamas and the IRGC are not merely enemies of Islam. That would be too small a charge, as if their crime were only against us. They are enemies of God. God is the Giver of life, yet they deal in death. God calls Himself the Most Merciful, yet they have made cruelty a sacrament. God honoured the children of Adam, yet they look at a child and see a target or a shield. To murder what God created and sign His name to it is the oldest blasphemy. And we Muslims have been too quiet. Some of us were afraid. Some told ourselves it was not our business. Some, God forgive them, felt something other than horror that morning and never confessed it. Silence was the soil this poison grew in. I will not add to it. So on this anniversary, let us say plainly what our scripture already says. The Jews are not our enemies. They are our cousins in Abraham, and their dead were created by the same God who created us. Today belongs to them: the murdered, the hostages, and families who still set a place at the table. To them I say: I am sorry for what was done to you by men who used the words of my prayers. You’re not alone in your grief or remembrance. The enemies of God are those who murder in His name. We know their names. It is time we said them from our own pulpits, in our own voices, before they speak for us again. Imam Tawhidi
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For those south of this bridge, escape while you can.
Ukrainian fighters have destroyed a span of the Chonhar road bridge, a key Russian military logistics route connecting occupied Crimea with occupied southern Ukraine 🔥🔥🔥 Counteroffensive is ongoing 🫡🇺🇦🙌 (Map: Politstor)
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He Who Must Not Be Blamed (I/Me/Mine) retweeted
On this 3rd anniversary of the 10/7 massacre, my commitment to our ally remains unchanged. Israel has my full support for what’s necessary to prevail and erase the last 2,000 Hamas cowards. The world cannot ever forget the horror of that day.
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