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Ambitious Llama 🦙 retweeted
Every fakefluff leader around the world will find out that running a country facing starvation is not similar to BSing during periods of abundance.
🚨 Empty shelves and panic buying across Meloni's Italy as a nationwide truckers' strike over soaring fuel costs continues to escalate. In Naples and throughout Southern Italy (see video below) many gas stations have run completely dry, and supermarkets (from major chains to local markets) face severe shortages of fresh produce, meat, and dairy. The fuel crisis now threatens critical ferry links between the mainland and islands such as Capri and Ischia, forcing maritime operators to appeal for emergency government intervention. Yet, Italy’s flagship evening news devoted 15 minutes to youth crime in Milan, completely ignoring a two-week strike that is actively paralyzing the South. (📹 @ilmattino e Vincenza Minichini, FB)
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The rise of these Chinese YouTube channels needs to be studied. Geekerwan, HTX Studio and Mediastorm are simply exceptional. They provide the most in-depth analysis of new gadgets on the internet… for free.
iPhone Duo Review: 10,000 Folds Later...
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Ambitious Llama 🦙 retweeted
How fat you gotta be to notice an uber eats ui update
this uber eats UI update is horrendous wtf
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Replying to @tobiasdupree
Is it distasteful? Yes. Other politicians have said/done worse things. So meh ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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it must feel good af being an uncensored chinese model ripping through vulnerable php instances rn
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Replying to @socialaskan
And on the first day, God created the Ai burger shop."Let that place be black" And it was black.
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Accts: Why arent you worried? Me: I enter the ancient courts of ancient men, where, received by them with affection. In their kindness answer me; and for four hours I do not feel boredom, I forget every trouble, I do not dread poverty, I am not frightened by death. Entirely I give myself over to them.
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The Japanese are stupid.
⋆͛*͛*✭Heilich*☂︎*̣̩⋆̩@Heilich4062Oct 18
Replying to @sephi22
イカれてんだけど 人種の権利は主張すんのに商品の権利はシカトかよ
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"why not just give up" no wonder your suicide rate is so fucking high
海外の方の「俺たちは正規の方法で手に入らないから海賊版しかないんだ」っていう意見には 諦めれば?としか言いようがない
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gym bros are genuinely the dumbest people on earth. you can trick them into paying $22 for $3 worth of chicken breast by calling it “grilled nuggets” and they’ll just go “bro the macros go crazy”. no shit it’s grilled chicken
I forgot to pack my lunch but chic has my back :)
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It's Impregnate-Your-Wife-Wednesday! Get on with it.
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FYI you’re not supposed to say “she had that note of sadness in her voice typical of highly intelligent women” in a Teams message, even thought it’s not sexual or nothin
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SHUT DOWN THE INTERNET. TWO WEEKS TO STOP THE SPREAD.
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"You must spiritualise your warfare."
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wake up babe, every version of PHP for the past 17 years has two critical bugs and now 74.5% of the internet is broken lol. there's a patch coming out tomorrow but until then most of the internet has open backdoors that allow unauthorized remote code execution
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Ambitious Llama 🦙 retweeted
DeepSeek will save us. Kimi will redeem us. Qwen will elevate us.
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Tweeting is a healthy way to fire off your thoughts. If they stay in your brain they will mold and rot your psyche. Instead you can slowly destroy the minds of those who deserve it (Twitter users)
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