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I've seen @tedleo more times than I can count and tonight absolutely crushed them all. Still reeling from it! Woof! 🫠
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Our @PLAYairlines flight from KEF to BWI diverted to HIA. On ground now. No info on why or what’s next. – at Middletown, PA
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Hey, @PLAYairlines why am I standing on a cold bus for 20 minutes on the tarmac in KEF without any communication from staff? – at Iceland
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Jeff (G)(old)(stein) retweeted
Look at this simpleton trying to look intelligent. Truth is he's got nothing but rocks rolling around in that pinhead of his and everyone knows it. Nobody should listen to him until he actually gets a real job instead of getting his allowance from the gun lobby.
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STOP THE F*CKING HATE, STOP IT NOW! πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ I am outraged with the mass shooting at the Club Q nightclub in Colorado Springs. To the BRAVE patrons (GAY) of the nightclub who overtook the killer you are HEROES. GAY HEROES!!! πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ #GayHeroes
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Flight booked. – at Hampton, MD
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Jeff (G)(old)(stein) retweeted
Today on the 405 in Los Angeles. We are waiting @adidas.
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Jeff (G)(old)(stein) retweeted
So excited to welcome Torres in October undertowshows.com/products/b…
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I really wish people would stop drastically using the scenarios of rape or incest as the sole premise for an abortion. A woman doesn’t have to be in a traumatic situation for it to be reason enough. In fact there is zero explanation that needs to be given.
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Is there pizza in Nashville after 11pm?
Can @DCWarnerTheatre or @birbigs let me know what time is actual show start and end time on Saturday night 4/16? Trying to arrange some transportation and other logistics. Thanks! – at Rockville, MD
Hey @emirates … a little low on the flight plan today over Long Island. – at Huntington Bay, NY
Excuse me, @TheAnthemDC, @TheSwellSeason @930Club folks. Is the show actually starting at 7:30? Is there an opener? Because this is daunting. Please let me know, thanks. – at Baltimore, MD
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The world is a steaming heap. Friday night/Saturday morning’s @wetlegband show in DC on a tiny stage @dc9club was a good and necessary respite. youtu.be/zMEX83nk8GA – at Hampton, MD
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Waxing Gibbous Moon over @CromwellValleyP from Hampton Gardens. – at Hampton, MD