@Muruthee

It's not you, it's me. The PATIENT' DOCTOR🩺 Sick Jokes. No Description just Prescriptions. I'll Treat you right. Aesthete🎨.

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Joined July 2022
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😂Make your orders Bana. According to your preference. Ready when you are.
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ana@m4tronastyOct 17
hey (with the intention of abusing substances together as a romantic activity)
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Kelly
@RonkellyIsaac12h
Heey Mheshimiwa
Hon. Njeri Maina
@Hon_Njeri_MainaOct 17
Pink for a hangout with the girls! We work hard and take a breather once in a while.
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Nutrition Doc@jason_muthomi15h
Diabetes is so brutal. It comes for legs, eyes, nerves, kidneys, heart, and brain. Stay away from sugar & refined carbs. Fast often.
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EG .@ericgreyyOct 17
“You smell good” ok so pull my dick out and put it in your mouth 🙂‍↕️
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Daniêl@WillimsDan97836Oct 17
I love hoes dawg
saudi@partysnumbr1fanOct 16
yall like my nails?
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肉魂菩薩@anrxcangel199719h
lift ten times your weight. voraciously consume sugary liquids. kill anyone who doesnt smell like you. ant mode.
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MCHONYI@mchonyi9Oct 17
Sahi nataka kufanya signing moja hatari ya players of likes of Olise then nitulie. I don't care about the transfer fee or financial fair play, nitatumia zile mbinu Man City used to sign Haaland. Give me one week, nitawapea updates!
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MethoDman
@polo_kimanii11h
Petrol is now 227kes and we are still silent? Ati Tuvumilie 10 months? FUCK THIS SHIET!!
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ª🩷@yningts14h
Put a finger down if seven days into a proposal your "gf" texts you and tells you that you need to talk but juu uko severely hungover akasema adi go eat first. So after eating she tell you I slept with one of my hgs two nights ago, so 5 days into the relationship...1
ª🩷@yningts16h
Bado mi hucheka hii story🤣🤣🤣🤣played in my face
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dennis ombachi OLY
@ombachi1316h
Have you noticed nowadays watoto hawana minyoo or mashilingi. Nishawai pakwa chang’aa kwa mashilingi and that’s the reason spirit ya kinyozi doesn’t faze me. Kwanza kulikua na ka utamu ukitolewa mwiba or the occasional jiger in your toe. We’re losing recipes 😂😂
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Bella 💙@_Nana_KcOct 17
Frame 4👀 must have been a wild ride🤗
Stephen Musyoka@smusyokaOct 17
Saturdays…
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sedi@seditionalOct 16
mw4 campaign not holding back bruh
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Dating Reality 🍒
@datingrealityOct 17
Women used to cry when their nu*des got leaked. Now it's $4.99
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yarnimal@kvregiOct 17
My view 🥹
ba sing slay 💅🏽@kigutasheilaaOct 3
My view 💞
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STEVEN@mash_sir23h
Scary hours
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Jeffrey K 🍉
@JayFreaKayOct 16
Hii sio Making melodies ?
Amelia Isabella
@Dorthi226Oct 15
Classic groove never gets old
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Hannes Bend
@hnnsbndOct 17
Replying to @WilliamsRuto
Took me as a foreigner a few months - talking to Kenyans on ground, seeing extrajudicial killings and abductions - to learn you are a killer who lies and oppresses his citizens. Your “plan” is mostly broken promises, or more betrayed Kenyans. Gtfoh w those photo ops & lies.
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Book Ten@Bookten8Oct 17
Threaten him you will send KRA to inspect his CCTV business in Kasarani
Dr Gacikira 🕹️@gacikiraMDOct 17
A patient is HIV positive and not willing to disclose it to his 2 wives. What’s the best approach from the doctor?
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Maina@Maina_BajieOct 16
My friend made 10 million last month. He is 26 No Degree.He is an Automotive Engineering dropout. First salary: 24k. Last month: 10million Kenyan shillings. What changed? He stopped looking for jobs. And started selling his dad's land.
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@F.O.I.D KID
@SmillingDevil_Oct 17
It's my life!
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