Reformed optimist. I write about tech, brains and why I’m hopefully wrong about everything. Currently building https://xitter.cf/t.co/Er0iWQlxsY

Kombumerri Country
Joined March 2009
Hot take: Claude 4 is heaps good.
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Murray Galbraith retweeted
FT | THE SUBWAY #YOUNGSOCCEROOS ARE CHAMPIONS OF ASIA FOR THE FIRST TIME AFTER WINNING THE SHOOTOUT!!! 🏆💚💛 STEVEN HALL WITH THE CLUTCH SAVE 🧤 ⚽️ Agosti 24’ #AFCU20 #AUSvKSA
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“Everything faded into mist. The past was erased, the erasure was forgotten, the lie became truth". - George Orwell, 1984
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I’m 90% sure Sunia Turuva spat on Jahrome Hughes after he scored the Panthers first try. I really, really hope I’m wrong, so if anyone can find footage of the 15 secs post try #2, please let me know.
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Strong opinions, weakly formed.
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Opens Twitter after several months. Reads first post. Deletes Twitter.
Andrew Tate's old Twitter account is a masterclass in what NOT to write on the internet. A thread. 🧵 1/
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Anyone got advice for a kid who just got caught vaping?
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Happy “Remember Myriad?” day for all who celebrate
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So apparently X would like me to celebrate joining Twitter 15 years ago. Yay? Nah, not yay. For so long, this felt like a place that really mattered, but now it feels impersonal and heavy, like scrolling through the streets of LA in Bladerunner. Or is it just me?
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Breaking: Apple tried to announce their next event 3 weeks ago. They're just waiting for Siri...
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12 years ago today, Pete Weber gave us the greatest sports quote in history
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The polarisation of everything, brilliantly illustrated by @jimmykimmel youtu.be/FAFbOK01uE4?si=xfm9… (fast forward to 6:53)
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Neither team playing their natural game. 2x champs showing uncharacteristic nerves, making mistake after mistake. It’s almost as if placing an undue amount of hype on one persons new relationship with a pop star could be interpreted as a net negative for society. Who knew!?
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Queen Mary of Denmark: the only crowned head of Europe to have appeared in a TV ad for the Victorian railways, 1998 mamamia.com.au/princess-mary…
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20-30 times per day during the #BoxingDayTest: “Get your heart tested here or at one of 300 @PricelineAU stores around Australia” Just rocked up to a Priceline store in a very large shopping centre. “No, we don’t have anything like that”.
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Needless to say, they did but I had to find it myself. So as a longtime fan of Warnie, beer & Hawaiian pizzas, I lined up & took the test. Machine: “Thank you, your results have been sent to the printer. Just ask the pharmacist” Pharmacist: “Huh!? Nah we don’t do that here”
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Twitter is a ghost town these days, but just in case you can see past the AI generated threads selling courses on how to generate AI threads... Here's a 5 minute car ad that made me cry like a lost toddler. youtube.com/watch?v=xnZGEUA4…
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Every single Australian needs to see and understand this. I don't say that lightly youtube.com/watch?v=N3WTlyuh…
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