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Joined March 2021
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Me after Taco Bell
Why she light her ass on fire 😭😭
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You don’t realize how stupid the average person is unless you’ve worked a customer service related job
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women only have 5 moods: 1. impregnante me and give me 7 kids immediately 2. leave me tf alone 3. i am not built for 9-5, i am built to frolick and lay naked by the sea 4. feed me a treat 5. i need a new dress
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I can’t even sit there and read more than 30 pages in a row wtf is wrong with me.
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Very easy to tell how cool someone is by how their friends act around other people.
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This is really cool #Goddid
We live in a time where: - You can make any business a reality in days - You can find your wife anywhere in the world - You can sleep in any city on earth tomorrow night - You can change anything about your physical appearance - You can learn any skill ever invented, for free - You can have studio quality music at any time, any where - You can generate any image/video you want in 5 seconds - You can summon any cuisine on earth to your door in 20 minutes - You can build generational wealth from a phone - You can read your own DNA for less than a steakhouse dinner - You can speak to anyone on earth, in any language, about anything
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Top 10 things OAT 1. Free will 2. House music on a boat 3. Liquor on a boat 4. House music at the air bnb 5. Liquor at air bnb 6. House music when your drunk 7. Pregame at air bnb 8. House music with your friends 9. Liquid with your friends 10. House music
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Luther burden highlights on the toast
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What in the fuck is my timeline
Have only had bad secksual experiences with w*men all year...terrible. Femaels smell like shyte. Disgusting
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AirPods on a date? #niggas
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I am lucky enough to walk on the same sidewalks as this man. #GoldenChalice
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gems on the home page
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I say I want this. I say I want that, but what I actually want is for everyone to shut up and watch me play Fortnite.
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Walking to class just to read about conspiracy theories for 1 hour.
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Only needa bitch on saturdays so she can go to the farmers market with me and hold my stuff.
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If you don’t think everyone should be a little more like you, then your life must absolutely suck.
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St. Louis is a failed east coast city.
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