Murphy Emmett MusGrave retweeted
You don’t realize how stupid the average person is unless you’ve worked a customer service related job
Murphy Emmett MusGrave retweeted
women only have 5 moods:
1. impregnante me and give me 7 kids immediately
2. leave me tf alone
3. i am not built for 9-5, i am built to frolick and lay naked by the sea
4. feed me a treat
5. i need a new dress
This is really cool #Goddid
We live in a time where:
- You can make any business a reality in days
- You can find your wife anywhere in the world
- You can sleep in any city on earth tomorrow night
- You can change anything about your physical appearance
- You can learn any skill ever invented, for free
- You can have studio quality music at any time, any where
- You can generate any image/video you want in 5 seconds
- You can summon any cuisine on earth to your door in 20 minutes
- You can build generational wealth from a phone
- You can read your own DNA for less than a steakhouse dinner
- You can speak to anyone on earth, in any language, about anything
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Top 10 things OAT
1. Free will
2. House music on a boat
3. Liquor on a boat
4. House music at the air bnb
5. Liquor at air bnb
6. House music when your drunk
7. Pregame at air bnb
8. House music with your friends
9. Liquid with your friends
10. House music
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Murphy Emmett MusGrave retweeted
AirPods on a date? #niggas
I am lucky enough to walk on the same sidewalks as this man. #GoldenChalice
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I say I want this. I say I want that, but what I actually want is for everyone to shut up and watch me play Fortnite.
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I scored 46% on the Burnham Liberal Test (1964) — "Mixed / Moderate." 39 questions from Suicide of the West. Take it yourself: burnham.millermanschool.com
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If you don’t think everyone should be a little more like you, then your life must absolutely suck.
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