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The Real MurphyBruno⤴️

@MurphyBruno

Grunt work, somewhere between dream and duty. random pronouns: thee/yonder/whence.

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Joined March 2011
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il Donaldo Trumpo
@PapiTrumpoNov 7
STOP IT!!!😂😂😂
🤖 Made with AI
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McKenna might as well go home tonight and get an early sleep for tomorrow. Hiller aint putting him on the ice again.
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Christopher Tchiap@Braves2124Nov 7
The funniest video I have seen in years!
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Just to carry Stolarz's theory to its logical conclusion: the public bets SoGs Over, the NHL makes sponsorship deals with the sportsbooks, the NHL shades SoG totals to please the sportsbooks in the same way they tailor start times to please TV rights holders.
Toronto Star Sports (@StarSports) profile pictureToronto Star Sports
@StarSportsNov 7
Dave Feschuk: Why it’s harder to be an NHL goalie in the age of sports betting (and Connor McDavid) thestar.com/sports/leafs/why…
Dave Feschuk: Why it’s harder to be an NHL goalie in the age of sports betting (and Connor McDavid)

Dave Feschuk: Why it’s harder to be an NHL goalie in the age of sports betting (and Connor McDavid)

It’s become common for NHL shot totals to fluctuate in real time. The effect is significant.

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Staff Sergeant Johnson
@Colonel_MywayNov 6
Shared For No Particular Reason...
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Strombo must have been busy.
James Duthie (@tsnjamesduthie) profile pictureJames Duthie@tsnjamesduthieNov 6
So five sports hosts walk into a bar...
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John Sullivan@JohnSulliv71463Nov 4
Replying to @JaneotN
Thank you Canada!💙💙💙💙💙
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@CoversNov 4
TEXAS: Incumbent Governor Greg Abbott reaches a record-low 19% chance to win Texas Governor at @Kalshi
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That Nasty Canadian 😉🇨🇦@meldsilvaNov 2
US Election Night in Canada 🇨🇦🤞
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Hudi Productions@hudsononeill15Nov 2
Hector Salamanca right before blowing up Gus
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Do war-mongerers even go to heaven?
Shannon Watts (@shannonrwatts) profile pictureShannon Watts
@shannonrwattsOct 31
Darline Graham admits she doesn’t want to be a US Senator and blames her dead brother for putting her in the position of having to run: “When I get to heaven one day, I am just going to choke Lindsey.” nytimes.com/2026/10/30/us/da…
Darline Graham Is ‘a Little Nervous.’ Can She Keep South Carolina’s Senate Seat Red?

Darline Graham Is ‘a Little Nervous.’ Can She Keep South Carolina’s Senate Seat Red?

Polls show the sister of the late Senator Lindsey Graham in a virtual tie with her Democratic opponent, Dr. Annie Andrews. An upset was unthinkable just a few months ago.

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Scotty
@Scott9946MellowOct 31
Have a great Halloween 🎃 🤪
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Another post season done and another 40 something playoff games in the books. Still not a single instance of an official scorer ever crediting a SP who threw less than 5IP with win. It's like you made it up and were too proud to admit it. DERANGED!
Blue Jays Bat Boy (@bluejaysbatboy) profile pictureBlue Jays Bat Boy@bluejaysbatboyAug 31
Replying to @MurphyBruno
Not sure off hand but look. Was explained on TV (Fox and MLB network) about official scorer prerogative during post season. It makes sense to give the W to someone who went 4.2 innings over someone who went .1 inning when a team went ahead in the bottom. But who cares about Ws
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So if we join the EU do we all have to move to Europe?
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HalloweenVerse
@HalloweenVerseOct 30
Michael Myers getting warmed up for Halloween 🎃 🏋️ 😂
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Is he trying to look like Ron Burgundy?
Evan Sidery (@esidery) profile pictureEvan Sidery
@esideryOct 30
Greg Olsen is the strong favorite to replace Troy Aikman on ‘Monday Night Football’ beginning next season, per @TheAthletic. Olsen and Joe Buck would become ESPN’s new long-term broadcast duo.
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John Hyslop
@sloprulesOct 28
Not to brag but I've been up for 20 minutes and all I've thought about is gambling. That's called laser focus.
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Leafslatest
@LeafslatestOct 27
🚨 A group of Leafs fans bumped into Kirill Marchenko at the Calgary airport today, where he told them he was “flying back home today” and will be back in “two weeks.” As of now, no official confirmation has been made by the Leafs (should know more tomorrow) 📸: @Alwaysbardown1 #leafs
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Would be sweet if prolific Blue Jays hater Bryan Baker gave up the run that lost the World Series for TB.
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Good news: you get to personally attend the game where your team clinches its first World Series in its 57 year history. Bad news: its at at The Trop.
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