Arsenal fan. Failed hipster and uberblogger. Tennis. Forever learning German. Swim badly. Read books on holiday.

Cambridgeshire
Joined May 2009
Great start from United! Intensity Fluid! Foden sent off… LETS GOOOOOOO
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US ALLOWING IRANIAN OIL TANKERS THROUGH HORMUZ The U.S. is allowing Iranian oil tankers to pass through the Strait of Hormuz to help maintain global supply, Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent said Monday in an interview with CNBC. Tanker traffic has fallen after Iranian attacks on commercial ships in the Persian Gulf, but Iran continues exporting about 1.5 million barrels of oil per day through the route. Bessent said traffic could increase before U.S. and allied naval forces begin escorting commercial vessels. Some tankers bound for India and possibly China have already left the Gulf.
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I seem to have upset the @Nigel_Farage fan club - so let me be clear. This man sows hate, lies and division. He is a grifter and a conman. He does not represent the vast majority of Britons. RT if you agree P.s. multiculturalism is great.
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Spare a thought for Arsenal fans who have to sit through another 90 minutes of their team knowing for absolute certainty that they are not capable of scoring a goal.
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What a nasty piece of shit: Reporter: “Do you have a plan to go visit the site?” Trump: “I have a plan to visit, not the site. Because you tell me, what’s the site? The water? You want me to go swimming?”
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What an evil and ugly little man. He has a lot to answer for.
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#MCFC have two huge potential headaches on horizon next season in those 115 charges* & Guardiola’s future. *Nothing drew attention to the elephant in the room quite like the absence of Premier League’s CEO at the Etihad on Sunday (he went to #AFC instead) telegraph.co.uk/football/202…
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Manchester City winning 2 Premier League titles while having 115 charges for rule violations is a dreadful look for the Premier League. No wonder their chief executive doesn’t want to hand them the trophy in person.
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🎶 £60m down the drain 🎶
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FIRE DRILL AT THE LONDON STADIUM. PLEASE REMAIN CALM
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#OnThisDay #TBThursday “Look at Jurgen Klopp!”
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I have absolutely no interest in what Van Persie has to say about why he left our club and joined United. Thanks 👌🏾
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🔺 NEW: A mystery figure from the United Arab Emirates paid Manchester City £30 million to cover sums that were supposed to have come from one of their main sponsors, a leaked Uefa report has revealed thetimes.co.uk/article/man-c…
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40m for Mac Allister. 100m for Rice. English Tax 150%?
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115 claps for City's title win. Congratulations.
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Manchester City are Premier League champions for the fifth time in six years. But questions remain about how the club does business. 6 mins on the reasons why. Produced by Michael Cox, Floyd Cush, Mary Fuller. bbc.co.uk/sport
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Utterly depressing City scoreline. Really hope the authorities take real action with these 115 charges. But suspect it will be a rap on a knuckles and a whitewash. City are going to get away with it.
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